Walsz

[Walsz @SchulzWalker]

Bank account: -$60.02

Nobody:

Me to me: let’s eat out today 🥰

[✌🏾 @iSnatchTrackss]

Lord Please Take This Gas Out My Stomach And Put It In My Car😔

[Walsz @SchulzWalker]

Thank you @jheneaiko for spending 4,532 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/DYgvxeS25W

[Walsz @SchulzWalker]

@chrissyteigen throwing a literal costume party for Squid game and getting hate… because she has money? I’m poor as shit and not offended, like at all lol. Get over yourselves people y’all are ridiculous

[Walsz @SchulzWalker]

@RealCandaceO I could’ve written something more mature if I was braindead. Make it more obvious you’re just an attention seeker babe, one that continually spreads misinfo. This is cringey as fuck lmao.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here’s my statement on today’s violence at the Capitol.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

why doesn’t anyone want to buy the milk from my all-bull farm

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

u don’t got to be gay to think it’s hard bro

[T💕 @yakutrina]

This what celebrating in quarantine look like

[T💕 @yakutrina]

Absolutely no one:

19 year old me unprovoked:
FIVE! FOUR! THREE, TWO, ONE!

WERE GOING ON A TRIP IN OUR FAVORITE ROCKET SHIP

✨✨✨✨✨Z O O M I N G ✨✨✨✨
✨✨✨THROUGH THE SKY✨✨✨✨
LITTLE EINSTEINS

[Jack @jackbxw]

I have so much respect and appreciation for my local supermarket workers

[cass @cassiecoenen]

it’s honestly disrespectful that friends isn’t on @netflix during these trying times

[Saif @LowkeySaif0]

No I will not be drawing vegetables on my instagram story but thanks for thinking of me

[Walsz @SchulzWalker]

@yakutrina Go off b 💕

[Walsz @SchulzWalker]

@BLeckwee eating Chicken Fil A: I can taste the homophobe

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Barack and Michelle couldn’t stop laughing during their first Christmas address

[Walsz @SchulzWalker]

I’m telling FAFSA you bought pods with your financial aid 😤

[Dae @ItsDaeTheDon]

Somebody come pick my stomach off the flo 😭🤣

[Walsz @SchulzWalker]

Don’t call or txt 😔 forgot to say “no homo” and.. 🤢you know.. 🤢🤢 what that means 🤢🤮