Marie Evans

Retired rocket scientist, now official greeter at Schwartz’ Pickle Factory. Heads up, I use bad language. No DM unless I personally know you, thx. 🚫Trump

[Marie Evans @SchwartzPickles]

@mmpadellan Who couldn’t see this happening?

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@FoodPleaser Yes

[Marie Evans @SchwartzPickles]

@LePapillonBlu2 @omarglobal Such an asshole

[Marie Evans @SchwartzPickles]

@TimHannan He’s one of the worst.

[Marie Evans @SchwartzPickles]

Watched most of the Blanche questioning. Boy, are we broken. ☹️

[Marie Evans @SchwartzPickles]

@mmpadellan Sad. I enjoyed his work.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

I think women should decide what to do with Mitch McConnell's body since he decided what to do with theirs.

[Marie Evans @SchwartzPickles]

@GrandpaDennisP There just used to him being an imbecile.

[Marie Evans @SchwartzPickles]

Well, I have them all beat. Mitch called me. We talked for about 20 minutes planning his funeral.

[Marie Evans @SchwartzPickles]

@Matt_Pinner Popiel pocket fishing rod?

[Marie Evans @SchwartzPickles]

@RepJackKimble @aintscarylarry Wow, so many phone calls! All from Republicans, none from mainstream media. 🤔

[Marie Evans @SchwartzPickles]

@TomCottonAR Bitch please!

[Marie Evans @SchwartzPickles]

@3YearLetterman Chocolate

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@Mollyploofkins ETTD

[Marie Evans @SchwartzPickles]

@FoodPleaser Hard pass

[Marie Evans @SchwartzPickles]

@ProjectLincoln Only with the sound off.

[Marie Evans @SchwartzPickles]

Has anyone checked Fort Knox lately?

[Marie Evans @SchwartzPickles]

@MarkleResists @aintscarylarry Big diapers.

[Marie Evans @SchwartzPickles]

@FoodPleaser If it’s 3 feet in diameter, then it’s fair.

[Marie Evans @SchwartzPickles]

@essenviews Wow. Tone deaf. He should be put on the unemployment line.