Prison Mike

Giving my two pence

[Prison Mike @schwiftyshiffty]

The year I spent in Saudi was the best year of my life

[Prison Mike @schwiftyshiffty]

@beyondthehue @Fantasma22222 I don’t think there’s anything scary about them, I’ve worked with them before and they’re genuinely the nicest people I’ve ever met

[Prison Mike @schwiftyshiffty]

“Don’t give money to homeless people because they’ll buy drugs with it” is such an stupid reason not to give someone money. You don’t know what they’re going to spend it on. Allah knows your intention and you’ll still be rewarded for it

[azurebridge @azurebridge]

there is someone out there who snagged the "[email protected]" email address btw

[Prison Mike @schwiftyshiffty]

I love when birds hop around instead of flying ITS SO CUTE

[Prison Mike @schwiftyshiffty]

@Fantasma22222 😭😭😭😭😭

[Prison Mike @schwiftyshiffty]

@u_0040 After 5 rounds and 90 minutes congrats you deserve it 🎉

[Prison Mike @schwiftyshiffty]

@Fantasma22222 I’m crying omg 😭😭😭😭😭
I don’t ask either because they’ll fully ask for a ham sandwich I’m not buying that. I’d rather just let them buy themselves

[Prison Mike @schwiftyshiffty]

@mymelodyalkurdi Yes we are 🫦

[Prison Mike @schwiftyshiffty]

@mymelodyalkurdi THATS MEE I’ve never been in anyone’s before

[Prison Mike @schwiftyshiffty]

Having two names makes me feel like I live two completely different lives and I love it

[Prison Mike @schwiftyshiffty]

@AzarilMalak Real and it works everytime

[Prison Mike @schwiftyshiffty]

Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way

[•ᒪᑌᑎᗩ• @Lunita_Os]

Puede que sea una mujer adulta, pero si un gato me maúlla, estamos teniendo una conversación.

[Prison Mike @schwiftyshiffty]

I have notifications off for all my apps. It’s so much easier than being on DND all the time

[Prison Mike @schwiftyshiffty]

My only burden is the weight of my own existence, one I’ll carry for the rest of my life

[Prison Mike @schwiftyshiffty]

@sk_619x Yess by seasoning it and making it hot enough watch a YouTube vid on it

[Prison Mike @schwiftyshiffty]

Aluminium free deodorant,
hydroxyapatite toothpaste instead of fluoride,
wooden chopping boards instead of plastic,
stainless steel pans instead of non stick.

Life’s so much better

[Prison Mike @schwiftyshiffty]

@sk_619x Any stainless steel should do. They’re amazing because you can make them non stick and it works better than the actual non stick pans