azurebridge

sorry, i live in fantasy!

[azurebridge @azurebridge]

its all "frutiger aero" and "90s vibes"... until you take one of these idiots to 1997 and they go apeshit, since 56k modems are ableist, and 70mg vyvanse wasn't out until 2007

[azurebridge @azurebridge]

"hitler88" bro knew what he was doing

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may have just stumbled upon a fucking gold mine
https://t.co/BMN69TTc7L

[Erotic Almond @EroticAlmondd]

how it feels getting a n3ds in 2014 for christmas instead of buying an overpriced one off vinted

[azurebridge @azurebridge]

@qualcomm9008 it's either stock IoT LTSC or just resorting to debian for me.

like for fuck's sake, if i'm installing malware as my OS, i'd rather not have it be malware² from whatever fart-huffing dev modified it.

[azurebridge @azurebridge]

im not particularly into pronoun nonsense but the "it" one has always seemed silly, kinda like a centrist thing.

because i used to consider being an "it", except i didn't want people to refer to me at all. to be an "it", you gotta be an object. i am below that. fucking posers

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@RandomDev06 hex code 3A6EA5 will be on my tombstone

[LAZARUS✝CROSS @lazarus_cross]

order windows today! #ostan #OS娘

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@bomberfish77 trvth tsar bomba
"but muh games and videos!!" cool i have a tv with pirated anime and smarttube LOL

[bomberfish @bomberfish77]

as a day one passport form factor trvther i feel vindicated

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@elonmusk where the FUCK do i buy COMCASR? i need this asap before T-Mobile throttles my ass to 110 baud again

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hitler wasnt very nice, but "operation spring awakening" still hasnt been topped as a codename for a last-ditch effort suicide mission.

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@vozercozer have a wonderful day, i mean it

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i love you all

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@gregfondler @finkd take these bots back, you could make fat stacks scamming boomers please rabbi

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i'm coming home.

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@ash_x86 not officially but in terms of actual progress i'm sure it is

i mean, apple still releases raw darwin source code 20+ years after it stopped being relevant for projects. just as a reference for what i mean.

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@haruhiprophet i had someone tell me "bro a 386 running ancient freebsd is insecure compared to windows 11 home". people cannot be saved lol

[azurebridge @azurebridge]

communism is bad and like, gay, until i see some cool post and think "wow i should follow this person" and they got 70k ppl. bro sure ill donate my last half-dollar to rabbi musk, via express mail. he'll appreciate it!

[azurebridge @azurebridge]

@mushroomfromgd aliucord is what i used to use for my auxiliary account, technically against TOS, but i cant believe spoofing a package signature to install a 2nd client is what i gotta do