Lord Montague’s Sciatica

Bangkok based bounder & former 🇬🇧QC. Seducer & egregious lothario. Alcoholic scoundrel. Fake peer. Lord of the realm with an incessant pain in the buttocks.

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@chav_khun They are all just cunts that put up with me dear boy.

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One might find less retarded personnel at a travelling circus freak show. Money best kept in pocket I say.

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@SartorialThug Dear boy, that reminds me of Fred Astaire’s incomparable Millinery in the moving picture Top Hat. 🎩

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@Richard60756266 @Ajarncom What a pussy statement ‘it’s just easier’… dear me grow some balls. Unless you’re wearing an N95 for pollution reasons it’s utterly pointless wearing a dirty rag on your face these days.

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@danablouin @RetiredYou @the_moooook Twitter users treated as celebrities for using Twitter. How Bizarre. We live in strange times.

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One has been down an inordinately long rabbit hole in very illicit ways. That bloody dark web is an insufferable place. I’m afraid I was very, very drunk for three and a half months…

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Rowley Birkin QC; Absinthe
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@Lordflashh3art Both a consideration after several brews and copious quantities of Absinthe long after the yard arm has passed.

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@BangkokArch Utterly self absorbed cretins. Feckless, ill disciplined parenting is the root cause. None more wise than the ignorant. Intelligent views are a boon, verbose imbeciles are not.

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Almost came to fisticuffs on the cobbles this evening after a rather litigious and quarrelsome motorcycle taxi took to swindling me. The buffoon was schooled.

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These potty mouthed acerbic tongued snowflake buffoons need the birch across their backsides.

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@BangkokArch Man’s best friend old chap. Capital.

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A straightener on the cobbles, Zelensky and Putin you say, a splendid idea I say.

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@harleereed28 I’d go to town on that starfish my dear. Simply delightful.

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@SPornsite These feckless excuses for humanity should be bludgeoned extensively in a basement somewhere. Spare the rod and spoil the child - as it was in my day dear boy.

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Meet Tong! The newest member of the established flock.

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@BangkokArch Capital dear boy capital.

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@BangkokArch @jimjuum Quite correct old chap. Watching the simpletons simply following blindly without logic is worryingly discomforting. How many vacuous toads I have seen driving alone with one on beggars belief.

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@BangkokArch Oh how marvellous dear boy. Ding Dong - I shall fetch my Mackintosh without delay.