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I've had my scib77 account permanently suspended! Fml. Please RT so people can see and think 'oh fuck following him again he's a prick'.
Cheers.

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@markuscarrus_1 @Macsbackagain7 😂. Yeah I dont think he's one to take any shit!

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@Macsbackagain7 @markuscarrus_1 Haha no way. Im sure he can afford to fix it! Always busy in there!

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@Macsbackagain7 @markuscarrus_1 McGarry's filing system for his paperwork is fucking insane. He's probably lost your payment details already so I wouldn't worry about it.

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Erling Haaland has 23 pairs of chromosomes.

[ANGELO @angelofenks277]

What are football stories that sound fake but are actually true?

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@salfordsmith61 Wooah. I normally agree with pretty much everything you say but this is a wild opinion!

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Daughter been pestering me for days to buy 2 tickets for a gig in Manchester that went on sale at 10am today. Bought them, messaged her and she says 'oh my friend already bought them, so you just sell yours and can you send her £25 please'. Fml.

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@aviationbrk Pilot with 30 years experience here. That won't be flying for a bit.

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Many years ago I got upto £99 on a roulette machine and used this exact same tactic to get to £100 and once I did I'd withdraw it. Lost it all. I think about that a lot.

[EPSOM RACECOURSE @bookiesdream0]

Just won £20 on roulette and all I had to do was stake £2560

£20 Red lost
£40 Red lost
£80 Red lost
£160 Red lost
£320 Red lost
£640 Red lost
£1280 Red lost
£2560 Red won 🔴

I’m £20 up and I promised the wife a large battered sausage & chips to celebrate

Easy game this

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@Nigel_Farage Who's paying for your lawyers, pal?

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2, 3, and 4am kick off times. Iran must condemn. Bomb them NOW.

[bet365 @bet365]

The World Cup group stage schedule:

11th June - 8pm
12th June - 3am, 8pm
13th June - 2am, 8pm, 11pm
14th June - 2am, 5am, 6pm, 9pm
15th June - 12am, 3am, 5pm, 8pm, 11pm
16th June - 2am, 8pm, 11pm
17th June - 2am, 5am, 6pm, 9pm
18th June - 12am, 3am, 5pm, 8pm, 11pm
19th June - 2am, 8pm, 11pm
20th June - 1.30am, 4am, 6pm, 9pm
21st June - 1am, 5am, 5pm, 8pm, 11pm
22nd June - 2am, 6pm, 10pm
23rd June - 1am, 4am, 6pm, 9pm
24th June - 12am, 3am, 8pm, 11pm
25th June - 2am, 9pm
26th June - 12am, 3am, 8pm
27th June - 1am, 4am, 10pm
28th June - 12.30am, 3am

🤩 𝟭𝟬. 𝗗𝗮𝘆𝘀. 𝗧𝗼. 𝗚𝗼.

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@bet365 We are all Iran aren't we?

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

@RobHarris 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Love that. ❤️

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Arteta out #artetaout

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@93rdmin 😂😂

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Anyone else been watching football for 40+ years and still have to calculate in their head what minute half time is every time there's extra time? #psgvars

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@93rdmin Haha crazy that isnt it! 😂

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If you enjoy pre match entertainment you're a paedophile. I dont make the rules.

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@hamezhill @AndyBurnhamGM I am 100% behind this. One near us shuts at half 5!