Zoidberg

I'm the janitor from Futurama, Scruffy. Scruffy's going on break now.

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@nicksortor You may find the militants are actually the federal police, on horseback, at night, in New Jersey. Also, why are you rage-farming, dickbag?

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@elonmusk Why do you care about a burning pile of bicycles in Paris?

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@annvanderstel6 I'd vote for her in a millisecond, but America is too dumb to have woman president, sadly. Newsome has the best chance against whatever POS the GOP puts up.

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@885fmsocal @nicharcourt @Jet_Ontheair @WildPinkNYC @HeladoNegro @chrispierce Nic Harcourt brings the fire every day. Great breadth and depth.

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What's the limit to this "leave the justices alone?" I'm not comparing anyone to anyone, but would we have allowed Hitler to live in peace? Where is the line drawn? If someone I loved couldn't get an abortion and died as a result, it wouldn't end well.

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An Old Question Returns to Washington: Is It Ever Okay to Protest in Front of Someone’s Home? https://t.co/IENr8SN1VH

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@885fmsocal "Rose Rougue" from St. Germain was positively painful to listen to. First miss I've heard on your station after listening every day (all day) for 2 years. Thank you for everything else, however, and I hope you have a great weekend. :-)

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@zenxv It's so damn bad. It appears to be a fine example of Occam's Razor. "What? Cocaine? In Colombia?? Whatever are you talking about???"

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What are the chances the corrupt Colombian government will put on Taylor Hawkins' death certificate: "cardiac arrest due to acute cocaine intoxication?" Right now they're saying it was an OD of antidepressants, like that's a thing now: "keeled over. Too much Prozac."

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Why is everyone tiptoeing around the fact a huge rock star, who loved drugs, had sudden chest pains and died in Bogota. Bogota. As in Bogota, Colombia, South America. I read an article that said it was from an overdose of "antidepressants and anti-anxiety meds." As if.

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