Captain Aaron

[Captain Aaron @ScienceBrewed]

@elonmusk @bot Reminds me of the old episode of Good Morning America where they asked “What is the internet?”
We are at that same moment.

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@OInvests Insiders holding their unlocks:
“I know what I got”

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@PaperBozz I’m feeling numb

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@StockSavvyShay Never thought I’d live long enough to see an actual real car make Kitt look like a piece of junk

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@ingelramdecoucy I love Bit O Honey. Fillings be damned

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Use it as collateral generating interest for selling puts. Robinhood for example gives 3.6%. Then sell monthly puts shooting for a 6.4% annual return which would be pretty conservative. Now you’ve got a 10% return. Do it on a growing fund or a good fundamentals stock he’d love to own at a discount and switch to calls if assigned. Get it converted to a Roth IRA as fast as possible.

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@Investinc_Intel Like GM putting a shit rating on Ford

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@FitnessEmpiree Look what a machine did for this guy, I think this settles it.

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@AirTeaCo Huh, my poking holes in a soda can may no longer be the best method

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@BollFILMS It’s as if shareholders noticed the quality of the content

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@GenXTalks1 Weird. I have a $3/mo VPN subscription and that exact movie is available for free

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@fascinatingonX @Zayphar If they’s landed Apollo there first:
“That’s one small step for a man, and the last one I’m taking no fkn way I’m going in there”

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@CollinRugg France hitting the buy button

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So what. Fail them when they don’t pass. Do not let them move to higher grade levels when they cannot perform at their current grade level. And no “district makes us pass them” excuses. No “just following orders” BS. Make your best attempt to educate them and try to involve parents when they struggle. But do the honorable, ethical, moral thing and fail them when they won’t do the work. And if you’ll get fired for doing that then get fired. Sick of complicit teachers that perpetuate this festering, rotting, outrageously expensive system that fails to do its one fkn job.

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@niccruzpatane @robotaxi Waymo programming:
If
Tesla Robotaxi collision imminent = true
Then
Meh, just pull out do whatever tf you want

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@Corpfessions Look for the new job now before the stink of unemployment hurts your chances

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@BriaMo777 Public school administration

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@Supernerdtual96 We have what are called “fkn tweakers” here that will steal it if left unattended.

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@MKaylaUltra She was going to attempt a reverse mortgage on the payment keypad using a library card, eventually give up, then pull out a checkbook and dig around her bag for a pen that she’s convinced is in there, but isn’t.

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Depends on the match. But when you move jobs roll it over to an IRA. Then do a roth conversion for as much as you can afford the taxes on, every year until it’s all in the Roth. Then learn to conservatively sell puts and calls or go with funds, whatever your comfort level is. And if you want to retire early, you can withdraw whenever you want from the Roth, up to your total contributions, tax free.