David Bird

I'm a retired, widowed, solar physicist, a computer and communications security specialist, and a jerk. I'm a non-white political conservative.

[David Bird @ScienceJerk1]

When I was a young boy, I asked my parents to give me a strong tribal name like Running Bear or Iron Feather. They just gave me the Bird.

[David Bird @ScienceJerk1]

@LewisPughFDN I guess you've thought a lot about this, right?

[David Bird @ScienceJerk1]

@JamesHu27192912 I love that brand!

[David Bird @ScienceJerk1]

@1Nicdar I wonder what the warning label on that thing says...

[ずっと忘れたくない @arinaariri]

旦那さんが奥さんに耐え難い苦痛を与える方法に笑ったwww
確かにこれは辛い・・・wwww

[David Bird @ScienceJerk1]

I like it, but it's a little had to dance to.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This is the Mega Marvin, an instrument that gets used to make sounds in horror movies.

[📹 MetalWOlf]

[David Bird @ScienceJerk1]

More proof that Liberals can't meme...

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

I sure did. Our education system was a nightmare. I voted for this and would do it again a hundred times. You?

No regrets.

[David Bird @ScienceJerk1]

@ProudElephant He forgot the part where you mumble "it ain't fair" just loud enough for security to hear you. You are escorted to the exit where you are banned for life from ever coming back and they steal your wallet. Minor correction.

[Mike Neanderthal MCNationalist @Cointuckeywind1]

Get this, Local FL governments are using taxpayer dollars to pay lobbyists to lobby taxpayers to vote NO on property tax relief

[David Bird @ScienceJerk1]

There you go again, telling the truth.

[SparksN123 @SparksN123]

Demrat stupid.

[Tom Fitton @TomFitton]

If they can't tell you who won on Election Day, it is fair to assume the election is compromised.

[David Bird @ScienceJerk1]

We'll find out who actually won in about 50 years, long after these criminals are gone.

[The SCIF @TheSCIF]

California registrar expecting a massive mail-in ballot dump tomorrow because they're planning on stealing this election.

It gets worse, last month, the Humboldt County of Elections discovered a stack of 596 sealed ballots from the most recent election at the bottom of a locked voting drop box.

The ballots were "uncounted" due to a "staff error." Something must change, we know how they cheat, and now it's time to end it.

[🇺🇸 Edward T. Winslow @EdwardTWinz]

🚨 so let me get this straight..

a bill requiring proof of citizenship to vote has 80% public support..

it passed the House..

it was structured to bypass the 60-vote filibuster by attaching to reconciliation..

and it still died 48-50..

because four Republicans voted with every single Democrat..

Thom Tillis.. Lisa Murkowski.. Mitch McConnell.. Susan Collins..

and here's what nobody wants to say out loud..

this is the third time..

same four names.. same 48-50 margin.. same result.. different date..

you don't get identical defectors across three separate votes by accident..

you get it when the outcome is the plan..

a bill with 80% public support cannot pass a Republican-controlled Senate because the same four Republicans kill it on schedule.. every time.. while telling their voters they support election security..

the uniparty isn't a conspiracy theory anymore..

it's a voting record.

I'll keep you updated. Turn on notifications. 🚨

[David Bird @ScienceJerk1]

We've raised a generation of idiots with no ability to think for themselves. Humanity is doomed.

[Frank Brown @FrankBr05713205]

I teach high school auto shop and I love my students but sometimes they drive me crazy, like today for example. I handed a student a battery and told him to go put it in a car outside so we can bring it in. He comes back in and I ask him where is the car and he said it’s still outside. So I asked him to drive it in. He goes outside, comes back in.and says the car won’t start. I opened the hood of the car and the new battery is not in there so I asked where is the battery to which this student exclaimed “on the front seat”. In disbelief I asked why is it there and not under the hood where it belongs. He said you didn’t tell me to put it under the hood, you said put it in the car. Oh Brother, I have no words sometimes.

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

Florida processes more than 10 million votes in a matter of hours.

California takes days — or sometimes even weeks — to count the votes.

It’s pathetic — and it’s corrosive to our civic culture.

[Kron @Kronykal]

Dear California,

The entire country knows you’re cheating. Gaslight all you want but you’re an absolute disgrace. Stand in the corner and think about the deep shame you should feel but don’t.

-The rest of America

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

PROOF OF CHEATING IN CALIFORNIA.

Notice that Karen Bass and Nithya Raman each increased by about 10,000 votes, but Spencer Pratts number stayed the EXACT SAME.

So, in over 20K votes cast, Spencer didn't get ONE.

This is IMPOSSIBLE.

The fix is surely in.

[David Bird @ScienceJerk1]

Because they are just as corrupt.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Republicans have the power to set a particular date as Election Day going forward. They have the House, the Senate, and the Presidency. Common sense Voter ID and a mandatory Election Day would be the end of the Democrat Party.

Why won’t they do it?

[Terry Ford 🇺🇸🇮🇱 YESHUA ✝️ @tlfordxx]

@HomanNews @SashGirlVegas

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

We constantly hear about social security running out of money.

Why don't we ever hear about welfare running out of money?

[Mia ♡ @Nglmia_x]

Took my 11-year-old daughter to a checkup today.
The nurse asked me to step out of the room.
I politely said no.
She said, "It's only for a moment."
I replied:
"My husband and I don't leave our children alone with anyone, including medical providers. Anything you need to say can be said with me here."
She looked annoyed and left.
The part that stuck with me?
As soon as she walked out, my daughter thanked me for staying.
Her eyes got huge the moment the nurse asked me to leave.
Maybe I'm overprotective.
But I'd rather be present and unnecessary than absent and regret it.