Militant Midget from the Ghetto

The Elite: Skinny Legend & Aspiring Rich Auntie.

[Militant Midget from the Ghetto @ScienceKid_Sid]

I’m a bad b****, you can’t kill me! I graduated during a pandemic 🥳🎓s/o to the #ClassOf2020 (spring and fall) we did the damn thing.
for: those up next,
keep doing the damn thing Bc this ish ain’t easy, especially not on the mountain. #pandemicgraduate

[Militant Midget from the Ghetto @ScienceKid_Sid]

This boy grew up to fight Mike Tyson
Feel old yet?
Tyson vs Paul @jakepaul @MikeTyson

[Militant Midget from the Ghetto @ScienceKid_Sid]

@NICKIMINAJ

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me saying "but hey, things happen" after telling the most traumatic event of my life

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

this is the most tiger tiger ive ever seen

[Militant Midget from the Ghetto @ScienceKid_Sid]

@isadora_castro7 I started rewatching SLotAT and had a similar thought :
Maddy walked, so that Adrian could run, for Maddy to Sprint.

[Militant Midget from the Ghetto @ScienceKid_Sid]

@KamalaHarris too (I know you told Keke Palmer you use the round boar brush, but I know your hair has secrets too)

[Militant Midget from the Ghetto @ScienceKid_Sid]

Because while we’re on the topic
I want to know the secret to @Simone_Biles and @ChilesJordan silk presses. If I even thought about doing a cartwheel, I’d be back to 4b/c. IN THIS HEAT. AND HER MAKEUP WAS STILL STRAIGHT.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

simone biles on her way to do gymnastics the likes of which the world has never seen:

[THE VOICE @HustleManFatz]

If I’m going get nervous atleast I got nervous for The Hot Girl Coach 😂😂. Meg went 4/4, her Black Card Is Not Revoked ✅ @theestallion

[Militant Midget from the Ghetto @ScienceKid_Sid]

K-Pop artists are just doing Michael Jackson cosplay.
lol

[Chelsea S. @UmEarth2Chelsea]

A Black woman vs. A caucasian convict

Even Shonda couldn’t write this rhyme.

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

Kamala can’t pick no running mate from Cali, the north or the south. She need a Midwest white man who was honorably discharged from the military with a wife, 2 kids (boy and girl), that loves the Lord, and has a Labrador retriever.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Megan Thee Stallion has launched an Emergency Power Program in her hometown Houston to provide generators for senior citizens affected by Hurricane Beryl.

[Jasmine Styles @_newsbae]

The only unproblematic people in #MAIDNetflix are Maddy and Nate. Everyone else is a mess.

[OhioGirlBackInOhio @brownsgirlinAZ]

@JasmineStylesTV But even Nate wanted something from her. He provided a lot of stability options but was out to date her. So I am a little mixed on Nate. Definitely better than basically everyone else except the ppl at the DV shelter.

[Militant Midget from the Ghetto @ScienceKid_Sid]

@CydphYsticateD I’m watching it right now for the first time and this whole situation with the house full of locks has had me endlessly on edge.

[BEYGOOD💋❀ @mimithebeyhive]

Her everybody mad dance break at Coachella

[David Opie @DavidOpie]

What’s even the point of a red carpet if Colman Domingo isn’t there outstaging everyone?

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

unserious performances at the today show, all this at 8 a.m. a thread:

1) fergie doing cartwheels

[my daddy’s son 🇵🇸 🏳️‍🌈 @scvrpi]

I can’t believe Lore Olympus is overrrr

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

The way she's doing exactly this in her house now but y'all don't think it's hot anymore