Optimus Primal

- WORLD'S BIGGEST GORILLA FAN-
Maximal Officer, Time Traveller, Axalon Commander.

Don't speak to me about Donkey Kong

[Optimus Primal @ScienceMonk3y]

I'm ... somehow millions of years in the past. Half of these mecha are from the Great War.

Stay away from Cincinnati, Football, and Predacons and we'll be alright.
Don't expect me to be like Optimus Prime, I will beat you over the head with a pan.

Maximal . He/ They. Find Me.

[Optimus Primal @ScienceMonk3y]

@verminmaxxing Thought so.

[Optimus Primal @ScienceMonk3y]

Whoever used the Amazon Business account to order 50 packs of white filter Newports for us, please come to my office when you can to pick up your package.

[Optimus Primal @ScienceMonk3y]

@verminmaxxing Well, if no one claims them, they will be dumped

[Optimus Primal @ScienceMonk3y]

@verminmaxxing So you wouldn't mind if I dumped them then?

[Jackson @BeastBuddyz]

Happy #TransformersDay folks :D

[Chalk Talk 🔜 TFCON ORLANDO 2026 @GarryChalkTalk]

Well, that’s just prime.

[Optimus Primal @ScienceMonk3y]

@NotJustTheMedic //Ripping ALL my hair out

[Optimus Primal @ScienceMonk3y]

@megatronisqueen Don't.

[Optimus Primal @ScienceMonk3y]

@spellikup Can't say that on live television.

[Optimus Primal @ScienceMonk3y]

Yea from sucking.

[Kup. @spellikup]

My knees hurt.

[Rattrap @TheVerminator69]

I'm shipping you back to the predacon base where you belong

[BEAST WARS web 🌐 @bwhypegal]

breaking my silence i think the new one looks goofy too the head is disproportionate as hell

[Optimus Primal @ScienceMonk3y]

@niibotanicaa //that’s probably the best way to manifest it now that watermelon season is over…🥀

[Optimus Primal @ScienceMonk3y]

//im sorry IVE been gone I have no maximal content umm have this self insert I made 2 years ago and never touched again. He’s a smilodon fatalis . This was supposed to be a new ref but it came out silly LOL

[Optimus Primal @ScienceMonk3y]

@megatronisqueen Ok don’t care. Shaking my butt in a rhombus at you

[Optimus Primal @ScienceMonk3y]

@G1_DarkShoHero Hahaha .. 🙂

[Optimus Primal @ScienceMonk3y]

Sorry I’m so “fruit-pilled” and “health-maxxing” right now.

[Optimus Primal @ScienceMonk3y]

@niibotanicaa Nooo…

[Optimus Primal @ScienceMonk3y]

Try it with watermelon … life changing

[Dinobot @Dirkdinobot69]

hmmm...... craving baja blast drink

[Optimus Primal @ScienceMonk3y]

@niibotanicaa No! It’s so delicious