Suburban Dad

Average hardworking father and middle aged dude living by the ocean.

[Suburban Dad @ScienceOfSurfin]

Democracies don't fall in a single moment. They go through"
1. Norm erosion
2. Legitimacy inversion
3. Institutional hollowing
4. Stability through dominance.

The US is between stages 2 and 3. We the people need to refuse to let civic capacity disappear.

[Suburban Dad @ScienceOfSurfin]

@adamcarolla The fact your breath reeks from the stench of you tonguing Trump's butthole and you are perceived as a hack is a big reason your career is in the toilet.

[Suburban Dad @ScienceOfSurfin]

@WhiteHouse Bullshit President Twinkie -
Prices are high. They have not come down and likely won't as the economy recovers from your myopic and impulsive actions. Young people are having difficulty finding decent paying jobs and are stuck in retail and hospitality. Stop the propaganda.

[Suburban Dad @ScienceOfSurfin]

@Milajoy I think you are out of touch with reality and post bullshit for engagement.

[Suburban Dad @ScienceOfSurfin]

@WhiteHouse Go propaganda machine go! Try to sell off this self-inflicted mess off as a win. Spew more bullshit from the summit of Bullshit Mountain to twist the narrative and thinking of the sycophants and weakminded.

[Suburban Dad @ScienceOfSurfin]

@WhiteHouse Fucking up the country through stupidity and impulsively.

[Suburban Dad @ScienceOfSurfin]

@elonmusk Or maybe you are called a Nazi because you are a racist white South African who spews Nazi viewpoints and did Nazi salute to a crowd of people. Just saying.....

[Suburban Dad @ScienceOfSurfin]

@RepLuna Sad how the Republicans have flipped their views on all of this and now support the confederacy.

[Suburban Dad @ScienceOfSurfin]

@4HumanUnity Trump is Sadim, the reverse Midas. Insteadof gold, everything he touches turns to shit.

[Suburban Dad @ScienceOfSurfin]

@WhiteHouse Congratulations! The arsonist who set the world ablaze is wanting credit for being the fireman. Please ignore the charred ruins he needlessly created. Trump is terrible president and a lousy deal maker. We are worse off as a result of his lack of insight.

[Suburban Dad @ScienceOfSurfin]

@WhiteHouse Wow....we are all impressed! The arsonist put out out the fire he started! Lets ignore the huge financial cost to US citizens.

[Suburban Dad @ScienceOfSurfin]

@RobSchneider @SFGiants If their contract or league rules state that they will wear the designated team uniform without alterations then not true. Realize it has been a long time since you last had an acting contract and understand you forgetting that contracts are binding.

[Suburban Dad @ScienceOfSurfin]

@suzamaroo Elon Musk is an unlikable, fat bloated douche.

[Suburban Dad @ScienceOfSurfin]

While you might not agree wirh the language used, it appears the free speach advocate Elon Musk does not allow a person to call out a public figure.

[Subi-doo 🐸 @suzamaroo]

Joe fucking Rogan, you pathetic, spineless, grifting sack of shit. Last night, you sat there like a total cucked out bitch at that UFC circus on the White House lawn and let that braindead meathead Josh Hokit spew the same tired "Michelle Obama is a man" garbage straight into your mic. And you did absolutely fuck all. Just stood there mumbling some limp dick "ladies and gentlemen, Josh Hokit" bullshit to slide right past it like the enabling coward you are. No pushback, no spine—just happily platforming the same trash you've been feeding your bro audience for years.

This is the same podcasting hack who's been playing both sides of the fence like a desperate whore—recently trying to act all enlightened, pretending to call out ICE and government overreach like some big truth warrior. Now look at you, full cuck mode again, bending over backward the second it suits your pockets. One minute you're anti-establishment, the next you're complicit as fuck, letting this bullshit slide because it keeps the views and checks rolling in.

Your whole empire is nothing but fake neutrality and "just asking questions" while you cash in on the chaos you pretend to hate. Fuck your entire fake ass empire you've built on grifting both sides, and fuck you for platforming this clown shit without a shred of backbone.

Truth bomb dropped, you spineless hack.🖕

[Suburban Dad @ScienceOfSurfin]

@theliamnissan Why is the guy from the movie "Saw" singing Happy Birthday to the president?

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@gallag82615 @Itx_judith He lost because not enough people voted for him.

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@ForgiatoBlow47 Pratt lost. There was no fraud. Your blatant lies just make that even morw obvious.

[Suburban Dad @ScienceOfSurfin]

@stinchfield1776 A visible algae bloom can spread across water within two to three days. Rapid growth happens because algae reproduce through simple cell division. One spore quickly multiplies into thousands, especially in summer months or during heatwaves. Idiotic conspiracy MAGA fuckwit.

[Suburban Dad @ScienceOfSurfin]

@LauraLoomer Said the person living in a house of mirrors.

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@TheRabbitHole Elon Musk businesses benefit from lucrative government contracts. So he did get rich off your money and crony politics enabled it.

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@mitchellvii So gas will drop to where it was before Trump broke a promise and started a war. The arsonist is also the fireman and we should thank him? How bad your breath must reek of Trump's butthole. Imagine you have a sore tongue from licking it that much.