𖦹 ιℓ ∂σттσяє 𖦹

meow fuck out the way

#parodyaccount

[𖦹 ιℓ ∂σттσяє 𖦹 @ScienceSegment]

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Conventional wisdom holds that

Divine Knowledge

cannot be rationally comprehended.
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♡+↻
#genshinrp / #mvrp

[𖦹 ιℓ ∂σттσяє 𖦹 @ScienceSegment]

†: ew i get some notifications but then others just don't register

[𖦹 ιℓ ∂σттσяє 𖦹 @ScienceSegment]

@guardiansichor (α)

no.

that role is taken

[𖦹 ιℓ ∂σттσяє 𖦹 @ScienceSegment]

(α)

I am not in a relationship with the traveler

[𖦹 ιℓ ∂σттσяє 𖦹 @ScienceSegment]

(🌙)

well if anyone else wants to consider me their emergency contact I'll be happy to make good on that and help them in an emergency

he just has the 400 years of experience to know for certain!

[the traveler @lumenstellaris]

not that. i mean the fact the regrator would claim you're a good emergency contact because of that.

[𖦹 ιℓ ∂σттσяє 𖦹 @ScienceSegment]

(α)

which one of my segments did you see now?

[— 𝙇𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙀𝙍 𝙇𝙊𝙍𝘿 𝙆𝙐𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘼𝙇𝙄 。 @sapientiaoromas]

dottore sure seems to multiply whenever i blink . .

[𖦹 ιℓ ∂σттσяє 𖦹 @ScienceSegment]

(🌙)

well- yes.. I believe you would do the safe for your own friends, or do you rush to save your enemies too?

[the traveler @lumenstellaris]

it seems a touch biased.

[𖦹 ιℓ ∂σттσяє 𖦹 @ScienceSegment]

(🌙)

ysah... it is ratherr unpleasant for me

[𝓚͟𝐀͟𝐕͟𝐄͟𝐇 @Kshahrewarl1ght]

Fortunately for us, and unfortunately for you.

[𖦹 ιℓ ∂σттσяє 𖦹 @ScienceSegment]

(🌙)

he has been on the brink of death several times and I've saved him

[the traveler @lumenstellaris]

doubt.

[𖦹 ιℓ ∂σттσяє 𖦹 @ScienceSegment]

(🌙)

Only when I need to be, I'm great at solving emergencies too just ask Pantalone

[the traveler @lumenstellaris]

because you're the emergency.

[𖦹 ιℓ ∂σттσяє 𖦹 @ScienceSegment]

@guardiansichor (α)

I-

are you saying because a friendship is a type of relationship?

[𖦹 ιℓ ∂σттσяє 𖦹 @ScienceSegment]

@Segment_8 (α)

and lose so much precious time in the day?

[𖦹 ιℓ ∂σттσяє 𖦹 @ScienceSegment]

(α)

[he didn't braid his hair today he's just shuffling to the cafeteria for coffee]

[𖦹 ιℓ ∂σттσяє 𖦹 @ScienceSegment]

(🌙)

Sumeru can handle it

[𝓚͟𝐀͟𝐕͟𝐄͟𝐇 @Kshahrewarl1ght]

you are THE emergency.

[𖦹 ιℓ ∂σттσяє 𖦹 @ScienceSegment]

(🌙)

I can be an emergency contact but no one wants to contact me

[𖦹 ιℓ ∂σттσяє 𖦹 @ScienceSegment]

(🌙)

since before you even joined the guild

[the traveler @lumenstellaris]

SINCE WHEN???

[𖦹 ιℓ ∂σттσяє 𖦹 @ScienceSegment]

(🌙)

don't tell me you didn't realize who was funding the adventurers' guild...

[the traveler @lumenstellaris]

WHAT?

[𖦹 ιℓ ∂σттσяє 𖦹 @ScienceSegment]

(🌙)

he's been funding you this whole time why would he start billing you now?

[the traveler @lumenstellaris]

stars-fucking-damn it. that colleague of yours better not bill me for ANYTHING.

[𖦹 ιℓ ∂σттσяє 𖦹 @ScienceSegment]

@guardiansichor (α)

well- I don't know what you have with Sigma is definable by normal relationship qualifiers?

[𖦹 ιℓ ∂σттσяє 𖦹 @ScienceSegment]

@scholarlyzephyr (α)

Technically Sigma did that...

[𖦹 ιℓ ∂σттσяє 𖦹 @ScienceSegment]

(α)

two can play these games then

[clearing his throat]

ATTENTION PEOPLE OF TEYVAT!! THE TRAVELER OFFERED TO TUCK ME IN AT NIGHT AND READ ME BEDTIME STORIES!

[lumine @OFAFALLENSTAR]

' absolutely. '

[ back to signing. ]

[𖦹 ιℓ ∂σттσяє 𖦹 @ScienceSegment]

@guardiansichor (α)

you know that's not what I meant

[𖦹 ιℓ ∂σттσяє 𖦹 @ScienceSegment]

@scholarlyzephyr (α)

what do you mean finally?