Science Wife Said

Tweets by Husband of said Wife. She loves Science, Teaching, Crafts, and Cooking. She says interesting things. Officially Science wife on 9.16.2017

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“...now that I study literal sh*t.....” real sentence science wife said while eating a cinnamon roll without skipping a beat.

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"Don't judge me, but I'm going to let the internet sell me stuff" - Science wife after a long day.

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I showed #ScienceWife another baby shower invite.
Wife - “This PhD is my baby”
#GradSchool #Science #Research #WomenInSTEM

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#ScienceWife, trying to work up the courage to send an important email:
Her: I'm so scared to push the send button!
Me: You can have a popsicle if you do it...
ScienceWife pushed the button as fast as she could.
#Science #Popsicle #Reward #ILoveThisGirl

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Her "Just thought you should know: my sperm are great!!!"
#Science #LabLife #ScienceWife

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Her: I bent my wedding band.
Me: How?
Her: #Centrifuge.
Her wedding band survived 20 Days.
#Science #Fail #FacePalm #SheScientist #NewWife