Ali, PhD.

Molecular Biologist/eDNA, Ph.D @OfficialPU

[Ali, PhD. @ScienceWithAli]

Most people misunderstand the Central Dogma.

In school, perhaps you were taught it as “DNA → RNA → protein.” But that’s a massive oversimplification.

Francis Crick’s real "Central Dogma" was about what *cannot* happen in a cell. Let’s break it down.

[Ali, PhD. @ScienceWithAli]

My dopamine spikes whenever you text, while my serotonin levels plummet whenever you disappear.

[Ali, PhD. @ScienceWithAli]

Some people are like prions: they don’t need to change your genome to make your entire system malfunction.

[Ali, PhD. @ScienceWithAli]

My enzymes are highly specific, but my emotional choices repeatedly demonstrate poor substrate discrimination.

[Ali, PhD. @ScienceWithAli]

You were my favourite mutation until I realised you were carcinogenic.

[Ali, PhD. @ScienceWithAli]

You breached my selective permeability, hijacked my transcriptional machinery, triggered cytochrome-c release and still call yourself harmless.

[Ali, PhD. @ScienceWithAli]

Your affection was benign until it metastasised into obsession.

[Ali, PhD. @ScienceWithAli]

@elonmusk Dear Elon,

I’m one of your big fan and you’re an idol for me in science and tech but here you’re wrong, India is a sovereign country, not your personal business project. You run a private company, not a charity. Please keep ur attitude in check, You don't own India.

[Ali, PhD. @ScienceWithAli]

You triggered my sympathetic nervous system. Even my cardiologist thinks you’re a medical emergency.

[Ali, PhD. @ScienceWithAli]

You’re not a myocardial infarction. But you’ve certainly damaged my emotional myocardium beyond repair.

[Ali, PhD. @ScienceWithAli]

My SA node sets the rhythm of my heart. But apparently, your presence controls the tempo.

[Ali, PhD. @ScienceWithAli]

You activated my dopamine receptors so intensely that even my cardiomyocytes are experiencing emotional arrhythmia.

[Ali, PhD. @ScienceWithAli]

I’m not toxic; I’m helicase. I just separate what was never meant to stay together.

[Ali, PhD. @ScienceWithAli]

I will pick RNA over DNA because it has U in it. 🧬

[Ali, PhD. @ScienceWithAli]

Ek kachori, do samosa… biology students ka kya bharosa? 😂

[Ali, PhD. @ScienceWithAli]

Ek kachori, do samosa - Supervisor ka kya bharosa!!

[Ali, PhD. @ScienceWithAli]

Do Pyaaz, ek biryani Har scholars ki alag kahani!!

[Ali, PhD. @ScienceWithAli]

Ghosting a literature review is better than ghosting your ex, at least the papers won’t text you ‘we need to talk.’

[Ali, PhD. @ScienceWithAli]

Everything was fine until Thymine found out that Adenine was never a loyal partner. It also bonds with Uracil-whenever RNA comes along.

[Ali, PhD. @ScienceWithAli]

How easily Adenine switches it's Partner from Thymine in DNA to Uracil in RNA. Meanwhile, Guanine keeps holding Cytosine's hand, whether it's DNA or RNA.

[Ali, PhD. @ScienceWithAli]

Are you a carcinogen? Because every time I see you, my cells initiate apoptosis… yet I still can’t stay away.