Russell Carter

Cajun. Funny Accent. Business Owner. Pro-Science. Anti-Religion. Politically Homeless. Proud Supporter of 🏳️‍🌈 Rights.

[Russell Carter @Science_Russell]

@jeff_gluck bubba with that big brother talk, which is exactly what Hocevar needs right now.

[Russell Carter @Science_Russell]

@RockFeedNet I lost my sister a few months ago. It’s a pain I don’t think will ever go away.

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At my last job I was in charge of the mill wide DAS (Data Acquisition Systems). I can confirm it was not good…

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For the one or two of you wondering, I am still alive. I just had to get off Twitter. It’s a cesspool that was affecting my daily mood.

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Y’all trying to tell me prayer don’t work.

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They just killed this one around the corner from my house. Now we’re gonna have a stray cat problem 🤨

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I’ve only slept 2 of the last 48hrs and haven’t eaten in 4 days. Starting a business is the hardest thing I’ve ever attempted in my life.

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Honest question, why was it ok for everyone to take an 800 billion dollar handout from trump, but not this 300 billion dollar handout from Biden? Is it because it’s a different president, or because not everyone is getting a cut of the money? #studentloanforgiveness

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When I was a kid, we’d lay in the grass and stare at the clouds. “Oh, that one looks like a rabbit, that one looks like a brick! That one looks like a car, and that one looks like a…”

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@pegharpham1 ever encounter bear up there? We have black bears here but they are very rare.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Meanwhile in Alaska..

Mommy bear and her 4 cubs going out for a walk.. 😊

🎥 IG: jwkimages https://t.co/qlFTis1cMM

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Hey @CircleKStores, maybe clean these every once in awhile…

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I wonder if the FBI will return Ted Cruz’s balls now that they’ve been retrieved from trump’s safe. 🤔

[Russell Carter @Science_Russell]

When it comes to sex toys, the most men can hope for is a rubber sleeve while women runnin around out here with technology that rivals the mars rover 🤨

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Hiring standards have really gone downhill…

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Without me asking, my wife got me readers, which was bad enough. What really pissed me off is the fact that they WORK 🤬🤬🤬. #tooyoungforthisshit

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I guess everything can go back to normal now. The pope apologized so all is fixed! https://t.co/QZkreQNDnX

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@pegharpham1 Frost? It’s friggin July 😂

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Hated to see this table leave our shop but the client’s reaction was priceless!

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@adamcarolla Man you have really gone off the deep end…