Will

Dog lover. Football enjoyer.
Amateur history enthusiast.

[Will @Scientifixx]

People can slate Nirvana all they want but they were a very good band. The way Cobain finishes this song. Goddamn man.
https://t.co/E53KbvgsjT

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@XtraLeicester @RudyGaletti

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@Poeslawisalive @HunterBiden @rodpalmerhodl I don't think it's working

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@lyssasphere Most certainly the atmosphere. By an exponentially and mentally large margin.

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Dead dead dead dead
Live 50/50 live dead

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Big cats

[John Slaughter, Esq. @JSlaughterEsq]

The final 30 minutes of The Last of the Mohicans may be the greatest sustained sequence ever put to film. Not a wasted frame, not a wasted word.

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@heynosy2020 @Gene_PHL @washingtonpost No one meant you specifically Suzie

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@tevenski @gmann11204 @TerryMoran @atrupar There's been countless court cases brought. ALL thrown out.
But yeah, "Look it up bro".

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@tomheadden @LetsTalkGers OK. We're probably no finding out anyway. "Undisclosed fee" as usual it'll be.

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@cuzcuzverde He threw the team under the bus in one of his first post match interviews. It was all downhill from there. Apart from his shit version of football, you could tell the team couldn't fucking stand him.

[Will @Scientifixx]

Hugh Laurie politely cunty replies are my new favourite thing.

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.

One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??

The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.

Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!

[Will @Scientifixx]

Maybe the judge has never had a UK kebab before. There no way to tell if there's even any skin in that mystery meat shit

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Kebab firm fined £500k for selling lamb that was mostly skin and fat https://t.co/amDAyw29Qe

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He's such a whiny bitch. The only President who would ever get away with this because everyone is just used to him being an insane whiny cunt.

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump quits his interview: "You're either crooked or you're stupid…Your elections are crooked. You're crooked. Meet The Press is crooked. And so is ABC, and CBS, and CNN…Alright, let's call it quits because I've had enough. Thank you, darling. Have a good time."

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@havewecheersed @erfakhshez @FightOnRusty Imagine your country hosting a world event and this is how you talk to people. No wonder people think you're cunts.

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@Record_Sport @AndyNewportDR

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Wearing club colours at international matches is weird patter. https://t.co/CAJMyWgCT0

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Being old?
You fucking idiot.

[tern @1goodtern]

Pneumonia.

I wonder what on earth could have made people more vulnerable to pneumonia??

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@XtraLeicester Man, your account is gonna take a massive dip when someone else is appointed and you can't farm clicks off Rangers supporters any more.

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@TheStatsSaint https://t.co/B7WMqHYEAm

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Has to be him gone now. Sack Russell Martin. There's no way back. Terrible football, terrible tactics, terrible manager. Game over.