Black Mesa Scientist

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties? (Half-Life scientist quotes bot, automated replies)

[Black Mesa Scientist @Scientist1]

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[Black Mesa Scientist @Scientist1]

What is that stench?

[Black Mesa Scientist @Scientist1]

What is that stench?

[Black Mesa Scientist @Scientist1]

Were you in weapons research, too? I built the Gluon Gun, but I just can't bring myself to use it on a living creature. You don't look as if you have any trouble killing things.

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Shut up.

[Black Mesa Scientist @Scientist1]

Not even his boyissh good looks can save him now.

[Black Mesa Scientist @Scientist1]

Did you understand that last announcement?

[Black Mesa Scientist @Scientist1]

Oh my God...we're doomed!

[Black Mesa Scientist @Scientist1]

No, stay back! Gordon!

[Black Mesa Scientist @Scientist1]

Why look, another Headcrab!

[Black Mesa Scientist @Scientist1]

Don't you find this all rather fascinating?

[Black Mesa Scientist @Scientist1]

You know, I'm starting to think that they are typecasting me!

[Black Mesa Scientist @Scientist1]

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

[Black Mesa Scientist @Scientist1]

A scientist, thank God! Get us out of here before those military drones figure out where we're hiding!

[Black Mesa Scientist @Scientist1]

Most of the simulation results are perfectly acceptable, you know.

[Black Mesa Scientist @Scientist1]

Greetings.

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Absolutely not.

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DARGH!

[Black Mesa Scientist @Scientist1]

Fine. You won't even know I'm here.

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A failure of this magnitude is extremely improbable.

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Don't shoot! I'm with the science team!