Dixieland Dan

proud dalien. 1st of the pgp profiles. your friendly mothership redneck. friend of the blue mountains.

[Dixieland Dan @Scientist_dan_]

@DamonAmendo @Babchik my goodness don't say anything about trees down on power lines. When the ice storm came through it took out almost every power line in our county. We spent 3 days cleaning up debris off the power lines with the power company just so they could work

[Dixieland Dan @Scientist_dan_]

@DamonAmendo I'm trashing my black lab. He likes to lay at my feet for and for the past 2 or 3 weeks he has let loose some farts that should be a crime against humanity. No warning, silent but deadly, insta gag gas attack and da you know I've got that "iron stomach" #trashdat

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@DamonAmendo I'm trashing a fish. Caught a bass Saturday. Brought it right up to the bank. it jumped, shook its head, threw the hook, and it shot back burying into my arm. It went deep enough I had to push it through like a stitch, cut the barb, then pull it out. #trashdatbass

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@DamonAmendo winthrop didn't make the tourney? How are we gonna survive without the glorious commentating of the one and only suppperrr daavvveee Friedman???? #youheardmewrong #ifyoudontliketacos #frenchoniondip

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@DamonAmendo @Babchik who the fuck just eats frozen fries? That's a psycho move right there

[Dixieland Dan @Scientist_dan_]

@DamonAmendo da ask @Babchik if chicken wings are clipped with a set of cluckers and grow back

[Dixieland Dan @Scientist_dan_]

@DamonAmendo @Babchik do we really need everyone shirtless? Do we really need badlands booker or Andy Reid or bartolo colon walking around like pudding pigs everywhere? #bagofleaves

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@DamonAmendo @Babchik babs suffers from "triple short syndrome". Short on stature, short on cash, short on pecker.

[Dixieland Dan @Scientist_dan_]

@Babchik do not argue sweatpants with @DamonAmendo, your not gonna win that argument. Just ask @ShaunMorash. Especially if they've got Buffalo chicken dip stains on em. And God forbid you wear some flip-flops and a tank top on a plane. One of the most heated arguments of all time

[Dixieland Dan @Scientist_dan_]

@DamonAmendo @Babchik if they wanted a buffet of different things they should've called Peter schwartz. He could've probably gotten an entire catering service for free from Golden corral. Then you throw cici's pizza buffet in there just for that extra heartburn afterwards

[Dixieland Dan @Scientist_dan_]

@DamonAmendo spaghettio's? how the hell does Lou keep a job on your show? Brits right, the only correct answer is chili. Big fat ass can of hormel chili, crackers, shredded cheese, and a crapload of hot sauce. A close 2nd would be the grilled cheese or "snow cream"

[Dixieland Dan @Scientist_dan_]

@DamonAmendo I'm trashing myself. I was cutting trees last weekend that were damaged in the ice storm. I cut one and pushed it away from me, it caught a limb, bounced back and fell on my shoulder. Now I've got bruises and pulled muscles. At least I set the chainsaw down before

[Dixieland Dan @Scientist_dan_]

@DamonAmendo @Babchik babs seems like a car nap guy. I am also lunch time car nap guy. Keep a jacket in there, crank The cold, bundle up and lay that seat all the way back. Then just hope you wake up to make it back to work on time. Car nap better be on babs top 5 board.

[Dixieland Dan @Scientist_dan_]

@DamonAmendo I'm trashing chips that cut into your gums or the roof of your mouth. You're happy, eating a chip, next thing your bleeding because a shard of chip just jabbs into your gums like a prison shank. Seems to Mostly happen with tortilla chips. #trashdat

[Dixieland Dan @Scientist_dan_]

@DamonAmendo what if we had @Babchik fight one of the racoon on his porch as a punishment? Or we could have him listen to da and dog debate throwback jersey colors worn in the 1970's while Steven singers commercials play in the background for 3 hrs. That sounds like hell on earth

[Dixieland Dan @Scientist_dan_]

@DamonAmendo maybe we have babs stand in times Square in that speedo body painted in Seahawks colors while squaking like an eagle holding up a darnilds great sign. We've done that before and it worked out

[Dixieland Dan @Scientist_dan_]

@DamonAmendo hey at least it's wings and not peeps with salsa. Still at top 5 da show moment of all time

[Dixieland Dan @Scientist_dan_]

@DamonAmendo @Babchik Both of yall are married, you should understand what's happening here. If he's gonna spend a few months with his wife 24/7, by the time training camp gets here he is gonna have so much pent up anger he will be unstoppable. That's next level coaching actually

[Dixieland Dan @Scientist_dan_]

@DamonAmendo I'm trashing the people who are threatening our power linemen. Several people have gone to crews who are WORKING and went ballistic for not having power. These guys have been working 14 hr days 7 days a week. They've arrested around 20 people for this. F you people

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@DamonAmendo knowing him, I wouldn't be surprised if @Babchik is bent over in front of a blow dryer trying to dry his butthole