Lyse Does Shitposts

"Running a country is hard..." Brash, and to the point. Minors DNI, writer is 18+, rp acc for Lyse Hext. Sprig/Seraph, I also do writing comms!
#FFXIVrp
#FF14rp

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"So, this is it. Whatever I choose to do from now on, I do as Lyse. ...And I choose to continue my family's fight. I want Ala Mhigo to be the country that Yda and my father always wanted it to be!"

-Literate, longtime rper
-Post SB Lyse

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//I know I haven't posted here in quite a while, but guess which mfs are back on their hateful shit

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//Hey, heads-up for NA peeps on Aether, avoid the FC chain 'The Final Calamity', they're hella transphobic

[FINAL FANTASY XVI @finalfantasyxvi]

Final Fantasy XVI Complete Edition is out now on PlayStation 5!

We're celebrating by giving away 30 #FF16 themed PS5 console covers.

Read T&Cs and enter now: https://t.co/gDxnadlGAB

[AJ 🍉 lyse's lover @lalafellss]

scrapped

[AJ 🍉 lyse's lover @lalafellss]

“you attract what you fear”

AHHHH crimson garbed ala mhigan hyuran monk fleet of foot and fist ahhh I’m so scared

[AJ 🍉 lyse's lover @lalafellss]

“let’s call it a draw?”

lyse hext the woman that you are

[ #ffxiv ]

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Tfw you want cuddles, but you forget how muscular your gf is

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Tfw when you're trying to text people and your wife has an idea

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@AnaNuann //She does look like a knowledgeable oracle

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//I log in to gpose something, and I get this

It looks kinda cool, but wtf did I press for this to happen?

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They look so good there

Downside, its gonna be harder to get games out of there

We all must make sacrifices

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@bunei_ Idk if it counts, but mine ghosted me because I didn't like Dawntrail that much and haven't done the msq quickly

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@surfacage I had to ask people what was going on, it's insane

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The best ping in League, imo

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But what if I *am* lesbianism?

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@Taeykobold The Twelve gave me hands, and that's everyone else's problem

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What do you call the phenomenon that happens when someone starts to turn after a vampire only touches them?

Premature Edraculation

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Yda: Lyse is at that age where girls only have one thing on their mind.
Papaylmo: Boys?
Lyse: Martial arts.

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Do you want your room to smell like Ala Mhigo?

Spoiler alert: it smells like sand and sandstone.

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Representing Sector 7, a creature so fearsome, so terrible, so mind-bendingly strong, that those of you with weak constitutions might want to leave the stadium.
Ready or not, here they come. Bow down before the awesome might- This huge guy is carrying the real contestant, Tifa!