Scooter

Domestic Curmudgeon and Mumblecrust. I run with scissors & am inspired by the stealth G in Lasagne. Former pack-mate w/ @HulaBeast #dogsoftwitter He/Him/Hey!

[Scooter @ScissorBeast]

All,

I’m sorry that I must say farewell tonight, as my time to cross Over The Rainbow Bridge has arrived.

I thank you all for your enduring love, laughter, and memories shared on This Dog Park we call Earth.

Hugs, kisses, scritches. I will miss you all.

Love,
Scooter

[Scooter @ScissorBeast]

TRUE’Z!

[jimmysean LLC Fat Boy BBQ @gingerviking716]

Stupid true

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

As the day comes to an end, it's time to say goodnight and rest your head.
Or your feets. Or your tail.
Something needs a break.

[💙🧡Forensic Gator🧡💙 @4NZKWxGator]

@dog_rates

[Lindsay Craig @_LindsayCraig]

more restaurants should have dog menus 😀

[Scooter @ScissorBeast]

THRE”Z IS BACON!

[Scooter @ScissorBeast]

MOAR’Z STATUS!

[Scooter @ScissorBeast]

CURRENTZ STATUS! #MakingNewFriends

[Scooter @ScissorBeast]

CURRENTZ STATUS!

[Scooter @ScissorBeast]

I'Z LOVEZ SCIENCE!

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

The Science Paws!
#science

[Susan 🍷 @SuzyQlovesWine]

❤️

[Scooter @ScissorBeast]

WANTS'Z!!

[Growingolderbutnotup @tomr7890]

I was scrolling through @foodwishes and saw this.
Cheeseburger Wellington with Mushroom Gravy.
Fan-f'ing-tastic!

[Scooter @ScissorBeast]

THERE’S IS BRIE & JAM!

[Scooter @ScissorBeast]

@Zophia981 FORE’Z THE SAMEZ REASON WE PARK IN THE DRIVEWAY AND DRIVE ON THE PARKWAY!

AMERICANS ENGLISH IS HARD!

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too.

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

"Friendship is the key to a fulfilling life. Make sure to always be a good pack member."
-Wise Dog Quote

[Scooter @ScissorBeast]

SAMEZ!

[Daffodilf @SequoiaPNW]

Somehow, I’ve gotten salad dressing in my chest hair.

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

A good laugh and a pet sleeping next to you are the best cures in the dogtor's book.

[Scooter @ScissorBeast]

DOGS! CHEESE! TACOS!