Scott Ross

I like drumming, partying, jokes and fireworks. Thats all you really need to know.

[Scott Ross @ScoagRo]

@gervaisclips I’ll do my best…He’ll smell it.

[Scott Ross @ScoagRo]

@CBCEyeopener fun fact, love it or love to hate it….Mariah Carey makes approx. 1million in royalties every December.

[Scott Ross @ScoagRo]

Hey someone with money. Please open a late night chicken joint and call it Fuster Clucks.

[Scott Ross @ScoagRo]

I get along with everyone because I just assume it's the Buddhist swastica tattooed on them.

[Scott Ross @ScoagRo]

@just_adamthekid you are the armpit fart of your community. Sleep tight....pffffft . Sleep tight lame night.

[Scott Ross @ScoagRo]

I meant "I'm hung" as in my junk looks like a coat hanger.

[Scott Ross @ScoagRo]

Just started a staff baseball team. Gonna play short stop, cause I'm practicing tantric Baseball.

[🏆Home & Away🏆 @HomeandAwayYYC]

Ball night! Happy @nba tip off to all the ballers out there. Who you got this year?

[Scott Ross @ScoagRo]

@JettThunders this is too effin cool!

[Scott Ross @ScoagRo]

The secret ingredients to Red Bulls are Piss and Vinegar.

[Scott Ross @ScoagRo]

Sometimes to make ends meet you gotta eat mens meat.

[Scott Ross @ScoagRo]

@RaleighSound @streamingcafe if your music was a drug. What type of drug would it be? Upper? Downer? Laxative? Legal? illegal?

[Scott Ross @ScoagRo]

Right before I orgasm I like to scream BIRTHQUAKE!

[Scott Ross @ScoagRo]

I have a zit so big on the back of my neck I'm scared its cancer

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I thought “drinking fountain” was self-explanatory, but apparently it’s not OK for me to stand next to it and get drunk. Whatever, HR.

[Scott Ross @ScoagRo]

"Just eradicated a bunch of poo's with my Concentration Crap."
- Shitler

[Scott Ross @ScoagRo]

I get the same feeling when I see a inexperienced roller blader comin at me as I do passing a semi truck in a snow storm

[Scott Ross @ScoagRo]

Theirs no I in Weed

[Scott Ross @ScoagRo]

It's just like Grandma used to say " you're a little pussy"