Ares

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[Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒 @theunipcs]

why i think USELESS coin is the next breakout memecoin

'Cryptocurrency is USELESS... Just a Scam' - Bill Gates

this thread is a deep-dive on why i’m incredibly bullish on USELESS coin and my thoughts on its potential

but first, let me tell you a story:

one of my more recent trades that i'm often praised for is my FARTCOIN trade

'bonk guy is a chad, he turned low six figures to $7.1 million+ on FARTCOIN in 2 months. let's call him fartcoin guy too!'

what many do not know is that i first had an opportunity to buy fartcoin at $250k market cap when someone pinged it in The Lab and suggested buying it because it was funny—a mockery of crypto itself!

but i faded it

several other Lab members tagged me again as it pumped from sub $1m to $20m market cap

but i faded them too because i just didn’t get it

Fartcoin was already trading over $100m market cap before i finally *got* it

i started waiting for a dip and didn’t get one, so i ended up FOMO-buying around $200k worth at a $200m market cap

i was hoping for a deeper pullback to accumulate more, but it never came

then it just straight on ripped to $2.7 billion market cap

this was before the post-Inauguration-induced market meltdown, which led to its price crashing 92% down to $200m

that’s when i sized into my famous FARTCOIN perps trade that i’m now known for

USELESS feels like i'm being given an opportunity to take that Fartcoin trade again

except this time, i *GET* it

and unlike the dozens of Fartcoin beta and derivatives out there today, USELESS is its own unique narrative!

a brand new narrative with the potential to hit insane FARTCOIN-like levels—all by capitalizing on what almost everyone outside the crypto bubble uses to describe crypto: USELESS

be it Bill Gates

(screenshot in intro)

Harvard professors

Wall Street titans like Jamie Dimon

or normies on Reddit

there’s overwhelming consensus among almost everyone outside the crypto bubble—from billionaires like Bill Gates to academics, celebrity finance figures like Jamie Dimon, and average Reddit anons — that crypto is USELESS

and that's exactly why USELESS has the potential to achieve true mainstream memecoin virality in a way similar to Fartcoin

because it proves their point—and forces them to talk about it and mock it

USELESS is the purest memecoin in the sense that it does not pretend to be a PoW, PoS, L1, L2, AI, RWA or anything coin

it literally just tells you it's a USELESS coin

and the higher it goes, the more likely it is that the people who hate crypto—from media to billionaires to Reddit posters—will amplify it by mocking it

'hey, did you see that USELESS coin? It had a market cap of $50 m last week and is now worth $100m. what a joke crypto is!'

'BREAKING: USELESS coin hits $100 million market cap!' 😂😂😂

you can't help but laugh so damn hard reading all of those headlines and side comments!

to make things more interesting:

i'm in about a dozen alpha groups in the trenches

elite groups that are extremely hard to get into—some with just a few dozen members

you can't pay to get into most: you get invited if you're deemed extremely good at degening and winning big in the trenches

and not once have i seen this much confluence across all of them about the potential of a single token to achieve Fartcoin-like virality and success across all of these groups than i’ve seen with USELESS

the thesis is simple: all of crypto is USELESS

be it BTC, ETH, SOL, memecoins, AI agents... doesn't matter

literally everything is useless

or at least that is what everyone outside of crypto thinks

so what's more attractive to bid than a literal USELESS coin? 😅️️

key metrics aligning to make USELESS the next breakout memecoin

i’ve already highlighted the confluence in alpha groups, but there are several other key signals aligning for USELESS:

- strong OTC demand: people in multiple alpha groups are asking about size OTC buys
- on-chain holders: fastest holder growth of any memecoin launched on LetsBONKfun to date
- very healthy chart: held up while most of the trenches were getting nuked; continues to make higher lows = strong accumulation ongoing
- CEX FOMO kicking in: i’ve heard from multiple sources that top CEXs are watching closely. KuCoin listed organically (super rare). wouldn’t be surprised if others are silently accumulating
- key trenches and memecoin accounts already pushing it: respected voices publicly treating it as high-conviction

so, why THIS particular USELESS coin?

do you know my biggest regret this cycle?

missing the $PEPE trade

it was right there in my face... first around $2m market cap, then $10m, then $20m, then $100m

but i faded it each and every time for many reasons

prior to that a thousand 'PEPE' coins had been launched and none had traction

so why bid this particular pepe coin, right?

this one had something no other Pepe coin had prior to it: traction, mindshare, and sustained volume and price growth

it is the same with USELESS in my book

yes, several 'USELESS' coins might have been launched in the past

but this is the first one to have any real and sustained traction

and if the Pepe playbook is anything to go by, this looks like what will make that narrative stick and go mainstream!

to wrap this up

every time USELESS pumps:

- it mocks all the 'useful' utility coins faking innovation
- it mocks crypto as a whole
- it reinforces what crypto critics love to say: that everything here is useless
- it gives the anti-crypto crowd a new rallying point—and in doing so, gives the coin attention, which fuels it further

so take a second and think about this deeply:

what’s more bullish than normies talking about a coin called USELESS?

imagine checking your exchange and seeing USELESS as the top gainer, up 100% on the day

imagine hopping into your favorite crypto groups and seeing everyone talking about USELESS

imagine logging into X and seeing USELESS trending

does it grab your attention?

i bet it does

[Ares @Scofieldethh]

@DipWheeler lmao

[Ares @Scofieldethh]

@aaalyonbtc 谢谢(^🙏^)

[allincrypto 熬鹰资本 🇨🇳 @thankUcrypto]

牛市就得做突破，尤其历史新高更要买。
能到80就能到100，能到100就能到1000，能到1000就能到10000。
牛市就是专治不信邪，不信邪做空就一定亏大钱。
不要做空，狠狠享受牛市主升浪才是普通人发财之道。

[𝙃𝘼𝙕𝙀𝙉𝙇𝙀𝙀 @hazenlee]

复习一下牛市剧本 大饼横盘整理 山寨乱舞 然后山寨回调一波 大饼蓄力新高 重复循环

[Ares @Scofieldethh]

@BTCdayu 模糊的正确即可，这些人非要去追精确的错误

[Ares @Scofieldethh]

@_FORAB 没毛病，cz 很隐晦的明牌喊单以后一定要追

[断浪 WaveKing @waveking1314]

牛市来了要给大家提个醒了，记住我这条帖子

什么时候该考虑清仓？

当 Coinbase 冲上 App Store 第一。

当 Instagram 上到处都是加密新闻。

当随便一个抖音博主都开始炒 Meme。

当超市、健身房和饭局里，所有人都在聊币。

当平时不联系的人突然来问你该买什么。

当身边每个人都觉得自己在赚钱。

这些信号同时出现，通常离市场顶部就不远了。

[嘚，八戒 @Deibajie]

Btc这波上涨感觉应该是机构入场了，大家还抱着币圈思维玩的话，可能很快会被洗掉。。。

看看美股的ai，拉的有多猛，在想想如果机构来btc，78000应该只是开始而已。。。。

如果熊转牛，这一轮破前高是肯定的，按照之前逻辑，btc涨完eth涨，但是这轮eth作为rwa先锋，应该涨幅不会低，所以btc和eth一起涨。

然后接下来，就是各类二级币狂飞，再往后就是链上出现新东西，然后大家疯狂去玩。

类似于之前的nft，ai meme这种机会，甚至这轮的pepe也会在这个时候出现。到时候才是我们发财的时候。把握好机会！

[Ares @Scofieldethh]

@AlanShao111 赚钱和事业一体，朋友不需要，爱好社交也不需要

[Ares @Scofieldethh]

@waburabudabdabu @longzaitianyaF @Jason60704294 我给你转 2wu

[Ares @Scofieldethh]

@Jason60704294 lmao

[Ares @Scofieldethh]

@Michael_Liu93 两年 牛逼！

[♡小c. (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑ 见贤思齐 @c_ckoko]

长文预警

先说结论 无论btc怎么走 我是感觉圈内的主流山寨基本都会想办法无论是靠骗靠蹭都要把盘子拉一拉的，今年山寨应该找到机会都会冒头。

其实我更喜欢玩的是链上，包括现在我每天其实大量的时间都在链上调研找项目，交易所基本只是每天看个一个小时，有机会就开单，能赚点是点，没机会就过，基本没有特别花心思。

最近Uniswap v4 出了非常多的天才，可能更加天才的还在后面，这类机制类的币，就非常适合地推和传销流派，推起来就会很夸张。然后base上面我就主要精力都会关注 $virtual 里边的项目。

目前币圈原生的叙事已经死掉了,l1 l2 l3以及99%的赛道都没有意义，最有机会massive adoption的一定是402和robot这两个赛道，恰好virtual团队在这两个方面结合都是走在crypto里面最前面的，我也是前几天才知道币安上面那个 $robo 也是virtual的合作项目。昨天我刷到了苏猪的推，也启发了我他说机器人赛道和公链其实是相似的，制造机器人的公司正在以折扣价格向应用开发者提供机器人，无论这些开发者是初创公司还是学校。当机器人出现故障时，他们会派技术人员上门维修。他们需要团队提交数据并测试产品。这种补贴从理论上讲，将使项目能够以相对较低的资本支出尝试特定的使用案例。这一切都类似于加密货币领域 layer1 协议上发生的事情。

然后关于币安最近很久没有上过链上的alpha了，说实话我是觉得币安现在就是做的是正确的事情，不能再被小部分嗓门大资产低的用户裹挟了。有部分链上用户的素质是真的差到极点，戾气也大的夸张，张嘴就是币安不上XXX天花板就打开打不开的，不上XXX就是上币组筹码没收购啥的，不关心用户散户，这个币组局，那个币kol抱团收割的，不公平，喊单的都死妈。说实话的，现在币安还真的不差链上这三瓜两枣，现在上什么币交易量能够大的过现在主攻方向的Tradfi的交易量呢，trump那个时候都达不到这个效果。

正好最近 $ton 链比较热，让我想起了以前一姐说过币安上币的一些事，其实币安从开始到现在，上币的策略一直就两个主要原则，拉新和扩圈（或者出于人道主义支持一下微创新的项目）。ton上面那些上了币安的币以前就是刷量刷上去的，币安一直找寻的都是可能不在币安交易的新用户，所以按照主线来说，币安到底现在有什么动机再上一些1000-2000人持有的垃圾资产，一直在币安的用户来伤害新用户呢？ 持有的人其实也知道，大家都知道这坨屎是要在币安才能倒，不上就一直骂，说上币组币安没眼光，这那的。我倒是觉得如果Uniswap v4 或者402和robot赛道里面真的出现了很强的massive adoption的代币，即使就算在sol，币安也是会抢着上的。

就像这几天声量很大的 $sato $upeg $slop 等，还有base上面的一些微创新的小而美项目，哪个买入的的目标是上币安倒垃圾，为啥这些就能打得开，一个好项目真的玩进去的，让人愿意持有的，他就是会在链上就创造了奇迹，只有垃圾买进去才会想的就是倒给币安，不上alpha币安上币组就是死妈的，底部买的喊单的人也是死妈的，只要自己不赚钱所有赚钱的人都是大割，自己永远没问题是白莲花。

链上确实是创新来了，而且很多东西感觉是真的很有趣，好玩就是最大的买点，让持有人有很酷的感觉的同时也沉浸在机制的博弈里面，evm链上面最大的优势就是真的会有很多优秀的dev，就算走量也能走出几个大爆款点燃市场。

[Ares @Scofieldethh]

@lansao13 要的就是让人觉得离谱 让人情绪失控

[Ares @Scofieldethh]

@theunipcs how about fartcoin

[Ares @Scofieldethh]

@pngchng61884676 @0xldb 风格非常像，买的仓位，逐步止盈，剩下的数量

[Ares @Scofieldethh]

@Felicityzzhong 向下兼容
都不是事

[棋局 @qiju2030]

强大到可怕的心境

1、永远不问别人原因。事情既然已经发生，原因就没那么重要了。你之所以想要一个答案，是因为你无法解决这个问题。记住：人的话越少，精力越集中，气场也越强大。别人想告诉你原因，一定会主动告诉你，不告诉你，就不要打破这种沉默。

2、允许一切事情发生。无论好事坏事，只要发生，就是你人生路上必过的坎。把所有好事当成对你努力的褒奖，把所有坏事看成帮你破财消灾。一个人真正的强大，不是对抗，而是坦然接受。允许人生有遗憾、允许世事无常、允许错误发生，然后轻装前行。

3、无论怎样不要撕破脸。江湖路远，迟早再见，此刻的你撕破脸有多爽，未来你求人的时候就有多卑微。对待不喜欢的人，甚至伤害你的人，狠狠反击也要是悄无声息地。成年人就是这样，即使心知肚明，也不能当场翻脸，至少你不能做那个掀桌子的人。

4、不同情任何人。即使是最亲近的人，也不同情。你同情谁，潜意识里就背负了谁的命运，会给自己造成巨大的压力，看似伟大，实则愚蠢。这个世界上，最值得我们爱的人是自己。不要负重前行，等你羽翼丰满、有余力的时候再去帮助别人，否则只会让自己陷入泥潭。