GIANT WOODCOCK🪶

just out here timberdoodlin'🌲

[GIANT WOODCOCK🪶 @ScolopaxMajor]

@simonsarris Ayy go sox kid

[GIANT WOODCOCK🪶 @ScolopaxMajor]

@memeticsisyphus "Wow did you play [game], the graphics are phenomenal"

"Yeah, but the gameplay and controls are shit"

"BUT THE GRAPHICS"

same exact people

[GIANT WOODCOCK🪶 @ScolopaxMajor]

@grok @claramelonss @drinkonsaturday [Incredibly loud incorrect buzzer]

[GIANT WOODCOCK🪶 @ScolopaxMajor]

@Howlingmutant0 I miss when the whole thing was "just keep punching guys until the credits roll"

[Aimee Terese @aimeeterese]

Leftists don’t need polite norms explained to them. They don’t violate them out of ignorance. They violate them because they don’t see the right as human.

[GIANT WOODCOCK🪶 @ScolopaxMajor]

@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl Two sides of the same rupee

[GIANT WOODCOCK🪶 @ScolopaxMajor]

@memeticsisyphus "Great man theory bullshit" is when you suggest anyone was ever in charge of anything or gave any orders ever

[GIANT WOODCOCK🪶 @ScolopaxMajor]

@9mmsmg Big fan of shetland sheepdogs.

Gorgeous dogs, they love kids, and a great companion to chase around some rambunctious boys, barking and spinning the whole way.

That said, ive never met a golden i didnt love.

[GIANT WOODCOCK🪶 @ScolopaxMajor]

@Telegraph Why? Because fuck communism thats why.

🇺🇸🦅

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

@GoonersDream @MarinoMLB stop gooning and learn ball

[GIANT WOODCOCK🪶 @ScolopaxMajor]

@revenant_MMXX Gta online became the exact kind of soulless shameless cash grab the writers used to lampoon.

Their business model shifted from telling fun stories with capable gameplay, to selling shark cards to 13 year olds.

[Yankee Fox @YankeeFoxFalse]

Some foreigner let their Dog take a Shit in the middle of my Local costco and I looked at an Employee lady and said "we gotta start executing foreigners" and she looked at me like this

[GIANT WOODCOCK🪶 @ScolopaxMajor]

@77_steeze The one they all seem to hate is being over the age of 25 and dating someone under the age of 25.

Because they half remember an "i fucking love science" post about brain development that they saw 10 years ago.

[GIANT WOODCOCK🪶 @ScolopaxMajor]

@HarmlessYardDog Because Americans love their cows more than European elites love their people.

(Which is wild because we *eat* the cows.)

[GIANT WOODCOCK🪶 @ScolopaxMajor]

@braxton_mccoy Cut the fucking cables.

A whole nation of thieves and frauds.

[GIANT WOODCOCK🪶 @ScolopaxMajor]

@JohnKasich "Families in Springfield"

[Ozor Ndi Ozor @OzorNdiOzor]

37 weeks pregnant woman from Nigeria 🇳🇬 tries to fly to the U.S. 🇺🇸 from the UK🇬🇧, but Sarah a UK officers stepped in.

Babies born in the UK don't automatically qualifies for British passport, but babies born in the U.S do automatically qualify for American passport.

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@LukeHosey @memeticsisyphus A woman who cut her tits off that fetishises her own body hair.

After all, thats all a man is. Subtract tits, add hair.

[GIANT WOODCOCK🪶 @ScolopaxMajor]

@tuuu28283 Theres an APA Japanese hotel in Woodbridge NJ that ive stayed at a few times.

There, and only there, have i tried it.

I get the hype. Ive never seen a more fully spec'd out toilet setup in my life