Great Scott

Frothy

[Great Scott @Scolopro]

So APPARENTLY when the sign says "No shirt, no shoes, no service", pants are like, implied or something

[Great Scott @Scolopro]

F:\Scott\Fitzgerald

[Great Scott @Scolopro]

Cats jump on a keyboard once and activate features Bill Gates couldn’t dream of

[Great Scott @Scolopro]

Amazon products be like

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (11,126 reviews)
Then the first review is:
⭐️
This burned down my house and gave my mother arthritis

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If there’s ever a scandal about me, *please* call it Elongate

[Great Scott @Scolopro]

I think clickbait pop journalism is being outsourced to grandmas who forgot their hearing aids, writing headlines like “Cardi B said WHAT?”

[Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury]

Hey man, I know I don’t have a mask but can I come in your store? I have coronavirus

[helena riley @freshhel]

I love when a cat is doing something and i get to see

[David Levy @DavidLevyMusic]

All set.

[Great Scott @Scolopro]

I bet the people who failed storming Area 51 are real embarrassed right now

[Great Scott @Scolopro]

Also, BHA will exfoliate that depression away! Spread it on toast! Use tanning lotion on solar panels to solve the energy crisis!

...when do I get my check

[Great Scott @Scolopro]

Hello yes I’d like to submit a new conspiracy theory?
Yeah, it’s that skin care products do nothing and anyone who says otherwise is a paid actor ok thanks

[Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury]

Currently planning to live my life Joe Biden style. Just kind of asleep at the wheel, everyone nodding solemnly as the winds of history tumble my body across the finish line of my wildest dreams

[Great Scott @Scolopro]

Welp I’ve been in bed all year so far.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

A lot of people leave milk and cookies out for Santa but I will be leaving him a delicious paella

[donni saphire @donni]

My stomach hurts and frankly it is right to do so

[mark normand @marknorm]

just make the entire table out of coaster