AlanCollierSCOM

I got bullied into making this. Creator, host, writer and editor of the Our Science podcast (@oursciencepod). Masters in Science Communication.

[AlanCollierSCOM @ScomAlan]

My new supervisor is very nice and compliments me. How do I tell her I'm not emotionally able to accept praise?

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@NFL @Raiders Hide yo wife, hide yo DB's

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@ByLaraJackson We're a different breed.

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It's #InternationalMensDay, and suicide is the second leading cause of death for men under 44. So go find one of ya bois and remind them they're king.

[AlanCollierSCOM @ScomAlan]

How do people feel about scientific papers written in first person? Yay or nay?

[AlanCollierSCOM @ScomAlan]

After long deliberation, I've come to the conclusion that I just may possibly be out of shape.

[AlanCollierSCOM @ScomAlan]

@BlueJays

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Why say "My parents have gotten the vaccine"

When you could say "Yes, they're up to date on their shots."

[AlanCollierSCOM @ScomAlan]

I spent my morning reading about the stock market.

Am I an adult yet?

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How many cans of tuna can you eat in a week before you get mercury poisoning? Because I'm starting to feel liquid at room temperature.

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Guys I haven't been on twitter for a bit, what did he do this time?

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I support a Mario Kart style economy. People further behind don't get to go faster, but they're given more opportunities to catch up.

Plus you can frame it to billionaires as "lightning bolts for the poor, bananas and mushrooms for the rich."

[AlanCollierSCOM @ScomAlan]

Now I'm not a golfamatician, but this seems not what you want. #themasters

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Am I the only one who had an absolute blast this week with the election? I think politics is becoming my favorite sport.

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@IanRGBlack I'd be more comfortable if the crocs were the ones voting.

[AlanCollierSCOM @ScomAlan]

Any electoral system that relies on Florida is inherently flawed.

[AlanCollierSCOM @ScomAlan]

@IanRGBlack Like, I get why the electoral college exists, but it needs to be readjusted in some way.

[Emmy Bengtson @EmmyA2]

2020
24 hours to go
I wanna be sedated

[AlanCollierSCOM @ScomAlan]

Normalize sending rejection letters for job applications. #truth

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Don't care if you're a football fan or not, in ten seconds this sums up both the #NYGvPHI game and the #Debates2020 . Plus it's funny as hell.

https://t.co/Lnz8fVmeP1