Scoochie Boochie

Born in a volcano. Best rapper in the United States. Will die in a volcano.

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I TAKE A DUMP IN THE RAIN
by Scoochie Boochie
music vid by Chris Dritsas
Beat by @kiddaskia

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I'll give you a hundred guesses, you don't know where this song is going.
Song: Booby.png by Scoochie Boochie
off my 2nd album Dippin' Sauce, now available on Bandcamp

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The last song on my space album is my high score as far as intricate raps IMO
Song: Next Album's Called Chronicles of Areas Book V: Dadquest
by Scoochie Boochie
From a 2022 show at @comedybrooklyn

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The Best Peepis in Space
by Scoochie Boochie.
From my 4th album: Sunrise at Dawn in Space.
Wherein Scoochie Boochie sets out across the galaxy on a mission to seduce the Sun, while being hunted by the Best Damn Pilot in the Galaxy: Dax Pulsar.

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Allow me to get a little pretentious.
Song: I Fart When I Fuh by Scoochie Boochie
Clip from @thepapermachete at the Green Mill in Chicago
#comedyrap #scoochieboochie #funnyrap

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Just reuploaded the full music video to YouTube WITH CAPTIONS.
So you can watch it widescreen and catch all the innuendoes and such.
Please subscribe while you're over there!
Thank you for supporting my goal of doing this as a job.
Song: I Have Sex by Scoochie Boochie

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Dating a UFC fighter pt. 2
Song: I Have a Girlfriend by Scoochie Boochie.
From my first album Butter Money, this song is only on Bandcamp at the moment.
Sample: Avril 14th by Aphex Twin

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How it feels to date a UFC fighter.
Song: I Have a Girlfriend by Scoochie Boochie.
From my first album Butter Money, this song is only on Bandcamp at the moment.
Sample: Avril 14th by Aphex Twin

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Last line is the best line.
Song: I Have Jewelry by Scoochie Boochie.
From my 3rd album the Lost City of Atlantits, in which Scoochie Boochie seeks a mythical city that sank into the sea because its women got too thicc.
#comedyrap #scoochieboochie #funnyrap

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Where should I do a show?
Song: Hi by Scoochie Boochie
2nd clip shot by @aj_grimm
#shorts #comedyrap #scoochieboochie #funnyrap

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Here's the Scoochie Boochie policy: if it's a ballsy move, do it balls-ily.
Song: Hi by Scoochie Boochie (2020)
Shot by @orange_cap
Full music vid on YouTube.
#comedyrap #scoochieboochie #funnyrap

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The costume shop said we have a sailor suit but it's a XXL is that ok?
Song: Hi by Scoochie Boochie.
From my 3rd album The Lost City of Atlantits: in which I seek a mythical island that sank into the sea because its women got too thicc.
Shot by @orange_cap

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This song is about a thick cyborg.
It's called "Plasstic" by Scoochie Boochie. On Spotify etc.
Beat: @_groovebox_
Off my 4th album Sunrise at Dawn in Space, in which Scoochie Boochie sets out across the galaxy on a mission to seduce the sun.
#comedyrap #scoochieboochie

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#tbt First music video I ever made back in 2020. "Hi" by Scoochie Boochie. It's on my 3rd album the Lost City of Atlantits, in which I seek a mythical city that sank into the sea when its women got too thicc. Hence the sailor's uniform. Shot by @orange_cap.

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I've done hundreds of shows since I started rapping in 2015, mostly comedy variety shows.
🌋My following recently blew up , but it took a decade of honing to get here.
🌋Thank you to all the comedians who let me rap on your shows!
🌋Song: I Wanna Fuh the Sun by Scoochie Boochie

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Craziest things that happened the first time I posted this clip:
🌋Justin Bieber put it in his story
🌋SZA put it in her story
🌋Actual Cirque du Soleil commented "Aaaaaayyyyeeee🔥🔥🔥"
Song: I Have Sex by Scoochie Boochie. Full music vid on YouTube. It's on Spotify etc.

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@Shaelaran @JUSTcatmeme Yes that songs called Car Butt. Thanks!

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@CobraBub @LegendaryEnergy Scoochie Boochie, thanks! It's on Spotify and YouTube.

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@TheOnlyAlanWake @LegendaryEnergy Car Butt by Scoochie Boochie is on Spotify, Apple Music, most streaming services. Full vid on YouTube. Thanks!