THAT Scoot Laird

Curveball Comedy. Stand-Up. Former co-host of the Ben Scoot Boogie. He/Him

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@nhlleave

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Star Wars is fundamentally about a lil guy called Babu Frik who says stuff like “yeeeooow babu frik”

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Watched Andor. Can’t believe we’ve been arguing for 7 years about which Star Wars things about other Star Wars things are “the best since the originals” when we could’ve had Tony Gilroy getting carte blanche to surpass them by leaning in to what they were fundamentally about.

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@ellie_stews Check the couch.

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You ever be rewatching Foxcatcher at 6:56am on your iPad in bed while next to your sleeping dog and gf and think “I wonder if I’m the only guy who’s alive”?

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@mikeykolberg 🎯

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#NHL100sowhite

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If Netflix wasn't called "Netflix" my dad would totally still call it Netflix

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Possibly my peak?

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Moms be like: Tinkerbell is a home wrecker but overall I want her to be on my phone case

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3 likes is about as good as I could ever get on here, you’ll all miss me when I’m dead and gone tho

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More like the Second WORST Exotic Marigold Hotel

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This deserved better

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Imagine Dragons? You mean the thing I literally got sent to the principals office for doing too much?

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@chrisnaish but that 1% of new stuff... 👌

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Gonna own the libs

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@amy_bugg Oh, so you’ve got $600 just lying around?

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@DylanGott 😡😡😡

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@chrisnaish 1. Chaps and Chips
2. Pronkin’s Manner (series 2-3]
3. Hampshire in the Evening
4. Doggelson’s Delight (until Doggelson left for Hamphire in the Evening)
5. The Flat Above the Shoppe

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@joeledmiston Pretty sure you’re on the Barbie movie set

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@moneywisecom

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@yanoforsure https://t.co/PLrwrgrIsN is a huge fave of mine from Carlos Maza

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A man was just mean to my dog and now I understand the need for capital punishment