Scott Bruyere

Sexy brown like syrup. Digs the ladies and chicken wings. Ojiberish spoken here. From Fort Frances.

[Scott Bruyere @Scootch1]

I thought I was choosing $25 worth of groceries today. Checkout: $58.90
#Superstore

[Scott Bruyere @Scootch1]

All the fancy new electric @OC_Transpo buses. #NewCarSmell 🥳

[Scott Bruyere @Scootch1]

I miss calling #Mildred on Wednesday every week.

[Scott Bruyere @Scootch1]

@TheAuthorGuy Haha

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

I used a rainbow crosswalk this morning. Didn't turn gay.

[Scott Bruyere @Scootch1]

@char_stokely Pretty.

[𝔏𝔢𝔫𝔞 🎀 @clusterbitch_]

it’s crazy how we have both the World Cup and America 250 this year and almost no one cares about them because the administration has wholly sucked the joy out of even momentous national events

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

It’s still Twitter.
It’s still the Kennedy Center.
It’s still the Department of Defense.
It’s still the Gulf of Mexico.
And Donald Trump is still a rapist.

[Scott Bruyere @Scootch1]

@TheDHTaylor I will accept any or all honoraria

[Scott Bruyere @Scootch1]

Egg salad sammich is only as good ash the fresh bread.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Twitter is the perfect place to type out a masterpiece of a thought, delete it and tweet "cheese is good" instead.

[Scott Bruyere @Scootch1]

TV show pitch:

This Old Rez House.

s.1.E.1. What Insulation?
s.1.E.2. Running or Clean Water.
s.1.E.3. Cars ARE The Backyard.

[Scott Bruyere @Scootch1]

@TheDHTaylor Dad used to say, “This music makes me want to drink beer.”

[Scott Bruyere @Scootch1]

I got hosed gassing up at Mobil today on Merivale. I put in prepay details, pushed the button for regular octane. I look down and suddenly it’s switched to Supreme! I barely put 12L in and $27!!! Fuuuuck #Scottawa

[CHCH News @CHCHNews]

Dan McLean, a legendary broadcaster who spent more than 30 years as the face of CHCH News, has died. He was 78.

https://t.co/YdSJq71Ox9

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Outrage after Indian man carries his sister's skeleton to the bank to prove her death https://t.co/cVfRhZp0pk

[Scott Bruyere @Scootch1]

@TheDeniseFlores @mark_slapinski One more assassination attempt and we all get a free foot long sub!🇺🇸

[Scott Bruyere @Scootch1]

@nosajlive Someone recently told me they enjoy watching professional cornhole videos.

[Scott Bruyere @Scootch1]

I mailed off my poop on a stick sample. #screening #poop #CanadaPost

[Scott Bruyere @Scootch1]

I should get a neck tattoo. Or maybe just one of my chins.