scary sunday musings: why didn't you laugh react to my very funny text message do you hate me does everyone hate me why am i a total piece of shit ooooooooooooo pizza sounds yummy
if bereal wanted to liquidate in the most evil way possible it could charge each of its users $25 to save their memories before the app is permanently deleted. 33 million active users, that's $825M baby
i think my primary love language is executing quality bits & it's a good thing i'm not an actor bc i'd be falling madly in love with all of my castmates