John Henry Sucks (I used to be a palm tree)

PCBC, I used to be an inflatable palm tree that was stolen from the blizzard beach game ‘22, Keeper of the King ‘24, #BoycottFenway

[John Henry Sucks (I used to be a palm tree) @ScootertheTree]

#BoycottFenway

[John Henry Sucks (I used to be a palm tree) @ScootertheTree]

@edsmistress DON’T GIVE HIM A DIME! The money will come back to your account don’t give it to “Jonathan” Henry

[John Henry Sucks (I used to be a palm tree) @ScootertheTree]

The Celtics are a disgrace to the sport of basketball from a fundamental standpoint. They deserve to lose

[John Henry Sucks (I used to be a palm tree) @ScootertheTree]

@edsmistress Only way you get me to Fenway this summer

[John Henry Sucks (I used to be a palm tree) @ScootertheTree]

@edsmistress Dude this is actually embarrassing

Which is worse for the Celtics in a historic sense? Losing to the sixers or the Knicks? Both of whom you’ve owned over your history?

[John Henry Sucks (I used to be a palm tree) @ScootertheTree]

Dude ngl the way the C’s are playing rn the Knicks might just beat their ass again

[John Henry Sucks (I used to be a palm tree) @ScootertheTree]

@jbdimes4

[John Henry Sucks (I used to be a palm tree) @ScootertheTree]

He’s 21. No I’m not. He’ll be fine long term… but if we’re being honest Roman Anthony is the least of our problems rn, nobody else can hit either, our ace is hurt and the rest of our rotation was apparently way overrated.

[Colin Keane @ColinKeane_]

Red Sox fans, are you concerned about Roman Anthony?

.209 BA
1 HR

[John Henry Sucks (I used to be a palm tree) @ScootertheTree]

This season is toast

[Chris Cotillo @ChrisCotillo]

Garrett Crochet to the IL with shoulder inflammation and Nate Eaton called up.

[John Henry Sucks (I used to be a palm tree) @ScootertheTree]

@ac13alex @RedSox Gracias AC

[Alex @ac13alex]

Boston, we will miss you.
Gracias for making us part of you. #RedSoxNation, you are the ❤️ of that team, keep believing, you really care and that’s what pushes everyone in the @RedSox to give it all day in and day out.
With respect and love
AC

[John Henry Sucks (I used to be a palm tree) @ScootertheTree]

For the life of me I don’t understand the ppl calling for Kirk to join with rich in afternoons. He sucks… like rlly rlly sucks, he’s unlistenable. There’s a reason why he’s a podcaster, if he could be on the radio he would but nobody wants to hire him. That would be a disaster

[Dan Lifshatz @DanLifshatz]

No, just the right take. If you want to give your $ to Henry, don't complain when he doesn't re-invest it

You are part of the problem, not the solution. Is what it is

[Dan Lifshatz @DanLifshatz]

Then don’t complain when they lose games

You lose that right when you directly contribute to losing of games 😂

[John Henry Sucks (I used to be a palm tree) @ScootertheTree]

If you’re someone who sings sweet caroline at Fenway regardless of score and situation, it’s your fault. You are the problem. Your apathy towards the team and desire to just go to Fenway and sing and have a good time has given ownership ZERO incentive to improve the team.

[John Henry Sucks (I used to be a palm tree) @ScootertheTree]

@bostonradio Convenient timing to “tell your side” now that you’re coincidentally not directly competing with him for ratings… bc he knows he’d get WHOOPED in the mornings

[Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN]

There's no getting around this: John Henry's tenure as Red Sox owner has been one giant Game of Thrones.

[John Henry Sucks (I used to be a palm tree) @ScootertheTree]

I’ll say it over and over again till people understand

#BoycottFenway

[John Henry Sucks (I used to be a palm tree) @ScootertheTree]

The three stooges who should’ve been fired, Jesus Christ

[Chris Cotillo @ChrisCotillo]

John Henry, Sam Kennedy and Craig Breslow exit the team hotel in Baltimore after a historic shakeup for the Red Sox.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Holy shit. I think the Red Sox Red Wedding just happened…

[John Henry Sucks (I used to be a palm tree) @ScootertheTree]

Woah

[Boston Strong @BostonStrong_34]

BREAKING NEWS: Alex Cora has been fired.

- @Jared_Carrabis