Scope Colen

A pointy stick is a better weapon for removing an eye than any number of words.

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Breaking news. Australia announces referendum plans to join EU. Follows success of its Eurovision artists. #strongerin #voteleave

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Weather today more April than June. Surely @David_Cameron is missing a trick by not blaming this apocalyptic weather event on #VoteLeave ?

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@MayorofLondon Respectfully, intntnl collaboration isn't advanced by anti democratic inward-looking elitist cabals as the EU has become.

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Hope they send you gallons of the stuff as a big thank you. RT @stephenfry: Can you see who it belongs to?http://t.co/CrSqyBzpTP

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Seconded. RT @VirtualTurner: Big kudos, JH! RT @johnwriterman: I've been nominated as a "Breakthrough Brit 2014"@PassengersFilm #stunned

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Hear Home Office to review open prison decision for Tom "Child Eater Family Killer" Milly in light of recent conviction of Mr.Skull Cracker.

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My buddy @VirtualTurner RT @Screendaily: David Blair to direct The Messenger: EXCLUSIVE: <snip> to shoot this summer. http://t.co/AycqiqpdXZ

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@AlisonAgosti I'm wearing my maroon pants today. Leader rather than follower, me. Tomorrow I'm wearing my ochre net tank top. Join me.

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@richardpbacon Suggest you play safe and have sex with the Tatler magazine, that way no-one is disappointed except the Tatler magazine.

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Trying to find funding for a study into psychological affects of being subject of a study into psychological affect of something or other.

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Just heard the @Ratio_Film team are readying up to screen @PassengersFilm to cast and crew...

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The Co-op may be shit at running a bank and not much better at retail, but their own brand fruit pastille candies take some licking.

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Saw the BBC report on BEPeas performing by #hologram. Very impressive but popstar blow up dolls are more tactile. #StarDolls

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Well they do until you forget to lift them up.

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Lesson learnt from @RipColen: WCs look nicer with lid down.

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BBC News report says study shows teenagers don't sleep enough. Do hope study cost loads. Love to see money well spent.

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@stephenfry @chazzyb31 Shouldn't it be 'Which cunt' not 'What'? Or even better 'Who is the cunt who decided this'...?

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@SarahKSilverman Maybe you should only tell dogs who are tens what their number is?

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Got a great hair cut by a fellow Swede. Talked football and fast cars. Came over very Stig Blomqvist.

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Just seen early cut of @PassengersFilm with @JimmyCarrsDad & @RipColen. Film was great. Audience was rubbish.