Scorch

Ex AHL Flames Mascot.
Survivor of 1864 Glens Falls Fire.
Looking for Work

[Scorch @ScorchLivesOn]

All I wanted to do was give that fireman a hug. IT WENT HORRIBLY WRONG.

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Ok hear me out, much like the teddy bear toss game, we should have a glizzy toss game, just imagine 1000's of glizzies raining down on the players after a @AHLWranglers goal.

[Calgary Wranglers @AHLWranglers]

Join us tonight for 🌭 Toonie Dog Tuesday as we host the @RoadrunnersAHL!

🎟️: https://t.co/O6CvOFwIf4…

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@BillyM2k

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@NHLFlames I mean come on, if you don't think about the Battle of Alesia on a weekly basis how the hell do you expect to run a penalty kill effectively.

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No wonder why the @NHLFlames missed the playoffs last season.

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

How often do the @NHLFlames think about the Roman Empire? 🤔

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@elonmusk When will Neuralink devices for dogs be available? I really want to be able to text with my dog.

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@ABDanielleSmith @fisheyefoto #wearthesuit

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Unite all Albertans #wearthesuit

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@ABDanielleSmith you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

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The best kind of member berries

[Calgary Flames @NHLFlames]

On the hunt for the Cup 🔥

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Your not allowed to be called a hockey town unless you boo Gary Bettman any time he speaks. I didn't make the rules

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You didn't even call me

[Calgary Wranglers @AHLWranglers]

Introducing.... BLASTY! 🔥

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@Sean_Leahy @scottywazz Me for the past 9 years

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Winner gets to battle me in the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

Gritty vs Florida Man PPV

who says no?

[Scorch @ScorchLivesOn]

Am I the only one who reads it as Ratatouille

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@myspacetom @elonmusk "The most entertaining outcome is the most likely"

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Miss you @Monahan20

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Where's Scorch

[Calgary Wranglers @AHLWranglers]

👀

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So what happened @NHLFlames?

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Imposter.

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE

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@RyanNPike Double Z's