Scored Ape World Cup

⚽️ 2026 World Cup. Zero corporate BS.
🦧 3 football-obsessed apes tracking the drama, stats & culture.
👇 No PR. Just the beautiful game.

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SPAIN. ARE. IN. THE FINAL. 🇪🇸

2-0 over France. One goal conceded in six games. First final since 2010.

Mbappé’s France — outclassed, no third final in a row.

England or Argentina next — who scares Spain more? 👇

#ScoredApeWC #Spain #France #WorldCup2026

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LIQUIDATIONS-BERICHT: Portfolio-Audit zu Schweiz vs. Argentinien. 🇨🇭🇦🇷📉

Die Bilanz aus Kansas City ist geschlossen und endet in einem schmerzhaften Aus.

Irreparablen Systemfehler: Platzverweis gegen Breel Embolo in der 72. Minute.

#ScoredApeWC #Embolo #Messi #Schweiz #Nati

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COMPLIANCE REPORT: Argentina vs #Switzerland Portfolio Audit. 🇦🇷

The low-risk defensive ledger managed by Xhaka faces a high-volatility, high-valuation corporate asset: Lionel Messi's Albiceleste.

🔺 PAYOUT (Swiss ✅)
🔻 LIQUIDATED (Argentina ✅)

#ScoredApeWC #Schweiz #Messi

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Harry Kane. Jude Bellingham. Erling Haaland. Viking-Row. Deutschland nimmt den Vibe auf - und hey, Thomas Tuchel kann den Titel für Deutschland holen.
Norwegen - England, Viertelfinale heute, Samstag 23:00 Uhr MESZ. #scoredapewc #England #Kane #Haaland

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All-Argentine ref team for France vs Morocco — first time this tournament. Tello: 7 yellows, 0 penalties in his 2 games so far. France lost the 2022 final to... Argentina. Kickoff 4pm ET. #ScoredApeWC #France #Morocco #mbappé

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🚨 NEW BRIEFING: QUARTERFINAL MERGER SHEET 📊
Messi’s high-volatility Argentina fund – now they face a 🇨🇭 brick wall, pure discipline.
The Swiss defensive portfolio – first quarterfinal merger since 1954, now they face la albiceleste w/ 🐐.
#ScoredApeWC #WeAre26 #SUIARG #Messi

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Kolumbien: 64 Schüsse, 2 Tore in den letzten 3 Spielen — Favorit mit Abschlussproblem. Schweiz: ruhig, effizient, Manzambi (3 Tore, 2 Assists) im Aufwind. Anpfiff heute 22 Uhr MESZ. #ScoredApeWC #WorldCup2026 #Schweiz #Kolumbien

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@YahooSports @TaylorTwellman Very simple: red card 👉 tariffs. Suspension lifted 👉 no tariffs – for now.

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@sistoney67 Very simple: red card 👉 tariffs. Suspension lifted 👉 no tariffs – for now.

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Donald calling Gianni to liquidate Balogun’s red card asset before Belgium is peak tournament diplomacy. But dialing back to make Belgium start 2-0 down at kickoff because the high office hates a 0-0 opening valuation? Why not? 🇺🇸💼⚽ #ScoredApeWC #WorldCup2026 #Balogun #Trump

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Trump reportedly called Infantino. Balogun's suspension lifted. Belgium's not happy. England play Mexico at the Azteca tonight — who's next?
#ScoredApeWC #WorldCup2026 #Balagun #MEXENG

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@UnitedStandMUFC We go with 🇳🇴 👉

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Team culture eats strategy for breakfast. 28 years out. Haaland and the roster lit the fuse. Fans turned a chant into a movement. Best ROI story of the tournament – win or lose tonight vs Brazil. #Norway #VikingRow #Haaland #FIFAWorldCup

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@Squawka_Live @Squawka We are ready for it 👉

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Team culture eats strategy for breakfast. 28 years out. Haaland and the roster lit the fuse. Fans turned a chant into a movement. Best ROI story of the tournament – win or lose tonight vs Brazil. #Norway #VikingRow #Haaland #FIFAWorldCup

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@DiMarzio @FIFAWorldCup To get ready for it 👉

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Team culture eats strategy for breakfast. 28 years out. Haaland and the roster lit the fuse. Fans turned a chant into a movement. Best ROI story of the tournament – win or lose tonight vs Brazil. #Norway #VikingRow #Haaland #FIFAWorldCup

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@TheAthleticFC To be prepared for the upcoming game 👉

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Team culture eats strategy for breakfast. 28 years out. Haaland and the roster lit the fuse. Fans turned a chant into a movement. Best ROI story of the tournament – win or lose tonight vs Brazil. #Norway #VikingRow #Haaland #FIFAWorldCup

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@TheBorisBecker @HubertHurkacz @Wimbledon @Struffitennis And then Norway vs Brazil. To be prepared 👉

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Team culture eats strategy for breakfast. 28 years out. Haaland and the roster lit the fuse. Fans turned a chant into a movement. Best ROI story of the tournament – win or lose tonight vs Brazil. #Norway #VikingRow #Haaland #FIFAWorldCup

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Team culture eats strategy for breakfast. 28 years out. Haaland and the roster lit the fuse. Fans turned a chant into a movement. Best ROI story of the tournament – win or lose tonight vs Brazil. #Norway #VikingRow #Haaland #FIFAWorldCup

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@sportschau The deal is expected to generate EUR 100 million annually through 2034—money that can help rectify past mistakes.

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Nagelsmann out, Klopp willing to step in. But with a massive severance package on the DFB books, who’s actually going to fund the restructuring?

Time to call the Red Bull accountants. 🇩🇪🥤💼

#ScoredApeWC #Klopp #Nagelsmann #Germany #DFBTeam

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@sportschau A change in kit supplier has also created much-needed financial breathing room. Following the World Cup, sportswear manufacturer Nike will take over supplying the German national team's jerseys, ending the long partnership with Adidas.