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🦧 Three orangutans.
⚽️ Unfiltered football-first takes.
🤝 For the fans, not the suits.
🏆 Not a real club. Still undefeated.

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Mbappé leaves Nike after 20 years to join Swiss brand On with an equity stake, quietly recruited by Director of Football Thierry Henry. Modern superstars aren't just signing boot deals—they're acquiring the boardrooms. Genius move or massive risk?
#Mbappe #Nike #On #RealMadrid

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Jamal Musiala’s decision to publicly address his neurological condition shows incredible maturity. Health always comes before the pitch, and breaking stigmas takes real strength. Get well soon, Jamal. 🖤 
#ScoredApesFC #Musiala #FCBayern

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When football fans blocked Kushner from buying into FIFA's commercial deal, he teamed with Bob Iger to buy the LA Lakers for $12.5B instead. Billionaires win, fans lose. #ScoredApesFC #lakers #fifa

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"I'm not nice, that's just the way it is. I do it with pride." 🎭

José Mourinho claims he hates talking about himself... while starring in a #Netflix docu.

Villain by choice, box office by nature. Is Jose still football's ultimate drama king?

#ScoredApesFC #Football #Mourinho

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⚠️ CAPITAL AUDIT: THE €100M+ ILLUSION 🪙⚽️

Yan Diomande is the 19th €100M+ player in history. Only 10 succeeded (53% rate).

33 Leipzig games ➔ €125M to Madrid. Genius or a coin toss?

#RealMadrid #YanDiomande #ScoredApesFC

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🔵 PROJECT ALIGNMENT: THE XABI ALONSO ERA 🇦🇺⚽️

From Sydney Harbour to London street cages, Xabi Alonso takes charge of Chelsea with full vision alignment & a balanced squad blueprint.

Stamford Bridge is ready. 💙

#CFC #Chelsea #XabiAlonso #ScoredApesFC

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⚠️ TRANSFER AUDIT: VINI JR TO ARSENAL?! ✈️🔴

From VIP lounges to press box leaks: Arteta eyeing Vinícius Júnior while Real Madrid audits Yan Diomande.

Delusional transfer window mania or boardroom chess?

#Arsenal #RealMadrid #ScoredApesFC

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@YahooSports It’s done. Infantino’s plans are history. Football has won.

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It’s done. Infantino’s plans are history. Football has won.

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@Plettigoal We did our workout at the same place. Probably a few hours before Yan.

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@BBCMOTD @BBCSport A legend and a future legend.

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@FCBarcelona It’s great to see him in that jersey. Might be a perfect match.

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@JulianCardillo @ElMengem So true. Good to remind us on where football comes from. Tradition is not a value per se but it’s essential to understand what happened over the last decade(s).

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@megan_feringa @TheAthleticFC Okay, we will see where this goes… what a mess!

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⚠️ CAPITAL AUDIT: "GIANNI ICARUS" VS UEFA BOYCOTT ✈️⚽️

From Milan street newsstands to the post-training locker room. Council members fought back & UEFA declared a boycott.

Turns out 'P' stands for... 👋

#Football
#FIFA #UEFA #ScoredApesFC

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UEFA’s 55 nations voted unanimously to BOYCOTT all FIFA competitions after Infantino tried selling World Cup stakes to private equity.

"The World Cup is not for sale."

Is Gianni calling Donald for tariffs next? 😳

#ScoredApesFC #Football #FIFA #UEFA

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Is a player boycott the only way to stop corporate takeover in football? @ToniKroos

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FIFA is selling 21% of the World Cup to private equity for $4.2 Billion. Private funds get profits, fans get gouged. But without #Mbappé, #Messi, or Kroos, Wall Street has zero leverage. Time for player power to put an end to Gianni's game ⚽✊ #ScoredApesFC #Football #FIFA

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Guardiola said no. Pirlo was blocked. Maldini quit after two weeks.
So Italy brings back Roberto Mancini after missing three straight World Cups. Modern football logic at its finest. 🇮🇹🔄

Optimistic for 2030 or just exhausted?

#ScoredApesFC #Football #Mancini #Azzurri

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⚠️ BLOCKBUSTER TRANSFER AUDIT: YAN DIOMANDE TO REAL MADRID?! 🇪🇸✈️

From Florida 18 months ago to a €100M+ Bernabéu move. The fastest trajectory in modern football capital.

Is Diomande worth the €100M+ valuation?

#RealMadrid #RBLeipzig #YanDiomande #TransferNews #ScoredApesFC