Kyle

[Kyle @ScorpioKyle]

#nxttampa @RheaRipley_WWE taking it to @KingRicochet

[Squirrel Matador @BudLightSadness]

“You can’t solve problems with violence”

*opens history book.

Well well well

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Timothy Dalton in HOT FUZZ (2007) is one of the great casting jokes. A man once criticized for being too intense as James Bond gets dropped into a comedy and turns that exact intensity into the funniest thing in the movie.

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[Steve Vegvari @ SGF @SVegvari]

I'm glad the internet is being totally chill about playing as a woman in God of War, someone they can't relate to.

Which is odd because Kratos, a god with muscles and the ability to speak to women, is also something they can't relate to.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Drunk off my ass after downing 5 he-man long islands and about to show everyone in this theater who really has the power

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Friendly reminder that Magneto’s bar scene in X-MEN: FIRST CLASS (2011) is still one of the coldest scenes in any Marvel movie.

[MJdowntheshore @MJdowntheshore]

And that's the truth.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“You’re going to get left behind if you don’t use AI.”

Leave me then. Leave me with my critical thinking skills, my ability to read and write long-form, and books without needing AI summaries.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If you’re against data centers, the government has deemed you a violent anti-technology extremist.

We’re living in an Orwellian nightmare.

[𝗝𝗮𝘅𝗼𝗻 @JaxonX_1]

Does anyone else still snip the plastic rings from six packs with scissors before throwing them away because in 1984 you heard that turtles and fish get their heads stuck in them?

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

I am telling you brainrot & Al were created to weaken our cognitive capacity, so we become more submissive to a tyrannical and dystopian society, but i’ll be just seen as paranoid

[Lauren Elizabeth🌹 @xLauren_Mx]

Putting this man in prison is the nicest, mildest consequence this man should be hoping for. If we lived in a just, logical society he would be fearing for his life, and rightfully so.

[MLB @MLB]

"He's a menace ... I WANT SPIDER-MAN!"

J.K. Simmons is at the Mets game tonight and ran into a familiar face 😂

[All Elite Wrestling @AEW]

When your friend says they still haven't watched #AEWDoN

[daz @MetamateDaz]

No one is "vilifying" rich people. They ARE villains.

if you run a multi-billion dollar company and pay your workers poverty wages, refuse to pay your fair share of taxes, destroying the planet for profit, and trying to build a space colony.

how are you not a textbook villain?

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

We deserve better.