Alan Salazar

[Alan Salazar @ScorpioVI]

@scottbudman Felt like a 6 in San Jose. Good 10 seconds too.

[Alan Salazar @ScorpioVI]

@parker_oglesbee @kevinmsabo @DavidChiu Noooo. Don’t say that. They keep attaching “gun laws” after the words “common sense” and we all know that shit don’t make sense.

[Alan Salazar @ScorpioVI]

@ReadOrwells1984 @DavidChiu Waste ammo on these nutjobs? With this shortage? Nah.

[Alan Salazar @ScorpioVI]

Great first episode Alan. Kill that kid! 😂 @AlanTudyk #ResidentAlien

[Alan Salazar @ScorpioVI]

@mikeroweworks Hi Mike.

Here’s my Farkle to complete the triplets. They should have a meet-up.

[Alan Salazar @ScorpioVI]

@lpbinh Epic picture dude.

[Alan Salazar @ScorpioVI]

@DuvalMagic Expired.

[Alan Salazar @ScorpioVI]

@DuvalMagic Expired

[Alan Salazar @ScorpioVI]

@DuvalMagic It’s 10AM Sunday (Pacific) and it’s already expired. What gives?

[Alan Salazar @ScorpioVI]

@donfubar @nickchester Do you know this girl? Was driving on 85/280 today and she kept glancing over at me. Not sure if she had issues with my driving or she wants to go out for coffee.

[Isabelle @animalcrossing]

I have a fun idea… Let's all retweet this tweet! If we can get to 100K retweets worldwide, we'll give everyone 20 Leaf Tickets! #PocketCamp_RT

[Alan Salazar @ScorpioVI]

@JennyMcBride Just saw this article and thought of Adley... https://t.co/8RgoORmckO

[Alan Salazar @ScorpioVI]

@KTVU Video of night club shooting while @chrisbrown was on stage. https://t.co/gXhUaKpPAs

[Alan Salazar @ScorpioVI]

@SanJosePD Video of the shooting at the #fiestanightclub in San Jose while @chrisbrown was on stage. https://t.co/7ibyMbzn9o

[Alan Salazar @ScorpioVI]

@SanJosePD @SJPDPIO #SJPD Is this really an off-duty SJPD officer? http://t.co/U3fiXgnBnP

[Alan Salazar @ScorpioVI]

@TrancewithMe That was me. Got dressed, put my shoes on. The cat took one disdainful look at me, yawned, then went back to sleep.

[Alan Salazar @ScorpioVI]

@JenInVegas #TheTaste Filipina too. Or should I say Failipina?

[Alan Salazar @ScorpioVI]

@cassandrabodzak

[Alan Salazar @ScorpioVI]

@EnglishKook @TheTasteABC I think she's Insanian.

[Alan Salazar @ScorpioVI]

@GearboxSoftware @IGN I would, but there's a TON OF BUGS you clowns haven't got around to fixing yet.