Scorpius, the Allfather

Farscape, Stargate, Hannibal, Saints(504 baby!), Dream Theater, Alice Cooper fanatic! HQ Connoisseur. Kissing creates an asshole wormhole.

[Scorpius, the Allfather @Scorpius1958]

@cigarsandlegs Don't yeet your account. How else am I going to learn about shit like kissing creates an asshole wormhole?

[Cam Jordan @camjordan94]

Bresee a dog!!! He can win off the first two steps. If he had had a competent dl coach he’d didn have to overcome his first two yrs, he’d have developed even more.

[🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock @kimmie_c_]

There's been a distinct lack of boobs around here lately 🧐

[Scorpius, the Allfather @Scorpius1958]

@kimmie_c_

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

There are currently 190,000 children in Chicago living below the poverty level.

For the price of the $900 million Obama library, we could have given each one of these poor children in Chicago $4,736.

Am I doing this right?

[Coach Tommy Tuberville @SenTuberville]

Reject Wokeism.

Embrace Patriotism. 🇺🇸

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 JUST IN: SecWar Pete Hegseth just inducted legendary Major Capers into the HALL OF HEROES at the Pentagon, after President Trump gave him the Medal of Honor

A true living AMERICAN LEGEND AND HERO!

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Queen Natalie 👑 @TheNorfolkLion]

Now the England fans don’t wanna go home. Thank you America for making us feel welcome! 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👊🏻

[Glenn Beck @glennbeck]

Was it just me, or did Barack Obama seem very passive-aggressive while lecturing us on how the Founders "fell short?" And I love how he threw in that the Founders only let "white men who owned property" vote. Because it proves that he has NO IDEA what he's talking about.

The Founders didn't care about your gender. They cared if you had a stake in the game. If you owned property, you could vote, no matter your gender. Honestly, we should bring that logic back—if you aren't paying taxes, why should you get a vote on how everyone else's money is spent?

[GRANDPA’s FREE ADVICE @GOP_is_Gutless]

🚨 ODNI SHAKEUP:
Bill Pulte caught the bureaucracy completely off guard — arriving a full day early to start identifying employees working against the White House.

Accountability is finally coming to the Intelligence Community. The saboteurs are on their way out.

Pulte could remain as acting head until the Senate passes the SAVE Act.
#DrainTheSwamp #AbolishTheUniParty #AbolishTheDemocratMafia

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: 175-year-old South Bushwick Reformed Church in NYC just burned to the ground. The cause of the fire is unknown.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 WTF?! ANOTHER LEFTIST has been arrested for disrupting President Trump's Lincoln Reflecting Pool — he grabbed the hose being used to clean up the algae

Leftists' goal is to KEEP it FILTHY AS POSSIBLE just so they can "get" Trump

MENTAL ILLNESS

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 WOW! Team USA stops to PRAY after their 2-0 victory over Australia in the World Cup

America is a Christian nation! 🙏🏻

These patriots are making their country proud on their home turf! 🇺🇸

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 LMAO! President Trump catches the fake news smiling at him when he reveals they can go INSIDE the new Air Force One for a tour

"We're going to take you for just a quick tour. Oh, look at them! They're actually smiling. Are you smiling? The first time I've seen them smiling years, they don't smile at Republicans!" 🤣

"They should smile at Republicans because we're the ones that make America great!"

[🎃Jenny From the Spooky Block👻 @Jeanna350]

Happy Friday Everyone! Sorry I missed you all this week! 😭 I'll be back in a few hours to catch up. I hope you are all doing fantastic! 🤗🖤🤗🖤🤗🖤🔪🩸
(Texas Chainsaw 3D 2013 🪚)

[Scorpius, the Allfather @Scorpius1958]

@Jeanna350 Why is this twelve hours long? Not that I'm complaining.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 WOW! After the fake news claimed President Trump might FIRE SecWar Pete Hegseth, 47 just gave Pete a MASSIVE endorsement in front of everyone

LFG! Hegseth is a gem!

"I think a natural born warrior, his name is Pete Hegseth, and he is done working with the generals and everybody else. He's a natural, I believe. Well, so far we've been winning all the time!"

"We're not going to lose. He doesn't know how to lose, and he's a tough cookie, and he loved the first day I met him. I said, this guy really loves the military!"

"Very successful. Great colleges. He went to the best schools. Great student, but he loved the military. And I said, I'm going to give him a chance. And he more than lived up to the reputation, so he's doing a fantastic job."

Pete is here to stay 🔥🔥🔥

[Ari Hoffman @thehoffather]

It is really nice to see a crowd in Seattle chanting "USA" rather than burning American flags and marching on behalf of terror organizations

Can we import more normal people?

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

Notice how they were convicted, unlike the thousands of Muslim grooming gang members who still walk free.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: Mary Washburn, teacher who allegedly told students that "Trump deserves a bullet through the head” may lose her teaching license.

FL Commissioner of Education Anastasios Kamoutsas, filed a complaint with the Education Commission recommending Washburn, have her license PERMANENTLY REVOKED.

[ⁿᵉʷˢ Barron Trump 🇺🇸 @BarronTNews_]

🚨 NEW: CNN is now reportedly running multiple “investigations” into President Trump’s Reflecting Pool renovations, because apparently the real scandal is not leftists vandalizing a national landmark with “8647” in American flag blue sealant, but Trump trying to fix the damage and restore the place.

This is exactly how the media works.

They ignore the vandalism, ignore the disrespect, ignore the anti-Trump sickness that keeps showing up around monuments, memorials, flags, and historic places, and then the second Trump moves to clean it up, repair it, improve it, or put his name anywhere near a restoration effort, they suddenly become investigative journalists again.

America’s landmarks should be protected, respected, and maintained with pride.

But CNN would rather turn a renovation into a scandal than admit the left has a vandalism problem, a hatred problem, and a total lack of respect for the country they constantly lecture everyone else about.

Trump wants beauty restored.

The left brings vandalism.

CNN investigates the restoration.

That tells you everything. 🇺🇸🔥