Scot Bruce

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@NotAliceNeal Plymuf

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@molliethemagpie I'm an adult that can't take care of myself. You're welcome to practice on me 😂

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@molliethemagpie I'm stunning in all of them so you don't need to worry about me 😂

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@JackDRBruce Don't let your dreams be dreams

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@JackDRBruce You can get 11 for a pound in Poundland. Sometimes value is worth it 🤔

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@NotAliceNeal Good girl. Don't let the mean vet call you chunky <3 Harper

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Me when cooking: If half of it is shit. It all tastes like shit 😂

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I should get a trademark for ruining things coz damn am i good at it

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One more night and it's back to my own bed!!!!!! <3

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When did it get to sunday 😱????

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There's not one part of me that isn't either fried by the sun or bruised from getting tripped over sleeping on the floor

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Everything aches and all i've learned on this trip is that other people suck and silence is a dream

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Day 2... My skin is red and is starting to peel. Yet i'm still cold. I got 2 hours sleep last night so that's a win

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Only 4 days left

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This is actually my idea of hell. Shiverring alone in a tent with no booze or sleepingbag just waiting for the week to end

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When they say put pressure on the wound. But i just spilt my wine and all pressure is doing is making my hand wet #Tragedy

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My burps taste like cucumber. That's how i know i don't need to exercise 😂

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Hayfever plz. I just want to breathe

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Forgot my headphones 😓 now all i have to listen to is the gross guy behind me open mouth chew as he destroys a bag of crisps 🤢