Scott Mooney

Group texts are way better than group sex...or wait, I meant that the other way around

[Brad @brad87572950]

Never miss an opportunity to shut up.

Be cool and keep your mouth shut.

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

#ProBowlVote + @DBak69
#ProBowlVote + @DBak69
#ProBowlVote + @DBak69
#ProBowlVote + @DBak69

☝️ RT = ✌️ VOTES

[Davante Adams @tae15adams]

Last day to #ProBowlVote fans. Appreciate the support yall too good to me ✊🏾😎 - @tae15adams EVERY RETWEET IS A VOTE‼️

[Blake Martinez @Big__Blake50]

Hey everyone I need y’all big time! Today each RT counts as 2 votes! #ProBowlVote
@Big__Blake50

[Scott Mooney @ScotFrankMooney]

@krownsmusic WTF!?

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

The town of Dildo in Newfoundland has an annual festival, Dildo Days, which is led by their mascot, Captain Dildo. #WhatTheFact

[Scott Mooney @ScotFrankMooney]

As if Eddie the Eagle and #LizSwaney aren’t gonna end up bumping uglies.

[Scott Mooney @ScotFrankMooney]

Fuck humans are stupid, as if an f’ing gopher can predict anything, literally the stupidest tradition going... https://t.co/FH2rtLm8Up

[This Hour Has 22 Minutes @22_Minutes]

5 things you should know about Canadian real estate in 2018:
1. You
2. Can't
3. Afford
4. To
5. Buy

[Scott Mooney @ScotFrankMooney]

Jeez and I thought smuggling weed in bounce sheets made it taste bad, imagine some high octane ⛽️ mixed with your 🍺...desperate times... https://t.co/V0P9YxpNZ7

[Scott Mooney @ScotFrankMooney]

@JenAlwaysRants It is 2018 why the fuck are you still lugging around compact discs!?!?

[Scott Mooney @ScotFrankMooney]

@Jlinman_ looks like @KimKardashian and the clan weren’t the first Armenian models....the one on the right even kinda looks like @kourtneykardash #restingbitchface https://t.co/8ASEXXRsee

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

Two Armenian women pose with their rifles before going to war against the Ottomans, 1895.

[This Hour Has 22 Minutes @22_Minutes]

Keep an eye out this weekend - it's that time of year.

#clubbing #clubhopper #littleblackdress #hinterlandwhoswho #hinterland #ladiesnight #dancing #flutepoem #winter #lineups #coatcheck #jabroni #22minutes

[Scott Mooney @ScotFrankMooney]

.@TheEastPointers another great album boys, she's on repeat on at the office! #islandroots #twoweeks #turnedintotenyears #calgarybound

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

Aaron Rodgers is back in Green Bay & in the meeting rooms as the #Packers return from the bye week.

📰: https://t.co/JNOXlQDshG

[The East Pointers @TheEastPointers]

Our new album is available for pre-order worldwide today! Highly anticipated... by our parents.

[This Hour Has 22 Minutes @22_Minutes]

Study finds 1 in 4 of Canadians currently use marijuana. And the other three are patiently waiting for them to pass the joint.

[Scott Mooney @ScotFrankMooney]

Some would call this art, I would just call it stupid. https://t.co/SvkAJhWDcr

[Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant]

Why.

[This Hour Has 22 Minutes @22_Minutes]

SOURCES SAY Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau hope to have NAFTA deal by end of 2017 so they can focus on World War III.