A Scotsman in Singapore ☕

From the political to the mundane, everything inbetween, and random belly rumblings, we all need a laugh...
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[A Scotsman in Singapore ☕ @ScotInTheDot]

Too important not to retweet - Trigger Warnings for this. They perished as a lesbian couple, NOT as friends.
#neverforget #nevererase #loveislove #pridemonth2023

[Naomi Wu 机械妖姬 @RealSexyCyborg]

方晓彤 🕯��� 刘继禧
THEY WERE NOT "FRIENDS". SHE DIED TRYING TO SAVE HER. DO NOT ERASE THEM.

[A Scotsman in Singapore ☕ @ScotInTheDot]

@worldsokuho You can tell this wasn't in Scotland. If he tried that, as soon as the referee had his back turned, he'd be getting smacked the fuck right out cold. Little shit.
Better at antagonising than actually playing.

[A Scotsman in Singapore ☕ @ScotInTheDot]

@fesshole Not all heroes wear capes. *salutes*

[A Scotsman in Singapore ☕ @ScotInTheDot]

@GamewithDave

[A Scotsman in Singapore ☕ @ScotInTheDot]

@fesshole Beyond a certain age, Dulcolax once a month or two is your friend 👍🏻😎

[A Scotsman in Singapore ☕ @ScotInTheDot]

@fesshole Being nice to your employees can get you far when you don't know what you're doing... 👍🏻😎

[A Scotsman in Singapore ☕ @ScotInTheDot]

@lady_valor_07 Would rather it was Newsom/Duckworth...

[A Scotsman in Singapore ☕ @ScotInTheDot]

@GamewithDave

[A Scotsman in Singapore ☕ @ScotInTheDot]

...and has all his teeth, wouldn't f*ck his cousin, and doesn't live in a trailer park. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[. @jdpoc]

She was probably just jealous that her neighbour was able to speak properly, use long words, construct complete sentences, and make total sense.

[Amazing Maps @amazingmap]

Loch Ness contains more water than all lakes, rivers, and reservoirs in England and Wales combined

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Did an image post for this too - this is outside the actual church I'm doing the gig in, not that you can see if coz the speech bubble is in the way. TICKETS: https://t.co/DIbyk0l3SN

[A Scotsman in Singapore ☕ @ScotInTheDot]

@fesshole See, there's your first big mistake. Expecting any man to listen and be perceptive enough to decipher your every want and need. We are not hint picker-uppers. You want something? Tell us. Preferably in 60 foot high neon letters.

[A Scotsman in Singapore ☕ @ScotInTheDot]

@ChillnKrillin @RinoTheBouncer There was gaming before Nintendo...

[A Scotsman in Singapore ☕ @ScotInTheDot]

I must be dick-brained, cos I see Godzilla

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

Apparently if you’re right-brained you see a rabbit, if you’re left-brained you see a turtle.

What do you see? 🤔

[A Scotsman in Singapore ☕ @ScotInTheDot]

@_soai_ @RinoTheBouncer ...is the correct answer! 🎉

[A Scotsman in Singapore ☕ @ScotInTheDot]

@lady_valor_07

[A Scotsman in Singapore ☕ @ScotInTheDot]

Seems quite accurate already, to me.

[Dimenpsyonal @dimenpsyonal]

My proposal for the nations of Great Britain

[A Scotsman in Singapore ☕ @ScotInTheDot]

@RinoTheBouncer ...for Pokémon Colosseum

[A Scotsman in Singapore ☕ @ScotInTheDot]

@GamewithDave Horace Goes Skiing, anyone?

[A Scotsman in Singapore ☕ @ScotInTheDot]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[A Scotsman in Singapore ☕ @ScotInTheDot]

@GamewithDave