ʞɔoppnꓤ ʇʇoɔS

Irish 🇮🇪 roughneck that now resides in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. I am basically a fixer for oil & gas companies.

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Given the ridiculous volume of Prime Ministers that Britain’s endured in recent years, I think it should now be law that if a PM quits or is forced out during his/her term, it automatically triggers a new general election. That might concentrate their minds to do a better job.

[CinemaCopa @CopaExMachina]

"He turned the volume up because he can't hear the dialogue. Now make the action scenes as loud as possible."

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Britains least charismatic man launches coup against Britains 2nd least charismatic man.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@ericswalwell @BillMelugin_ Bro, you should definitely fight those “false allegations”, especially all the videos of you doing weird shit with hookers

[ʞɔoppnꓤ ʇʇoɔS @Scot_Ruddock]

Why has @louistheroux not been knighted yet!

He is our generation’s David Attenborough.

#NationalTreasure #Manosphere

[ʞɔoppnꓤ ʇʇoɔS @Scot_Ruddock]

@EDI_Airport is a complete and utter shambles of an airport.
When you arrive off a transatlantic flight from the US, greeted by a dilapidated building and a a flight of stairs!
@UKBorder are the icing on the UK shit sandwich.
#Embarrassing #WhatAJoke #UKIsCooked

[ʞɔoppnꓤ ʇʇoɔS @Scot_Ruddock]

The power of marketing, with an abundance of choices in the US for mobile carriers.

All it took was this from @VancityReynolds and I’m officially a @Mintmobile customer.

♥️

[ʞɔoppnꓤ ʇʇoɔS @Scot_Ruddock]

Looks like Khamenei Jnr will be seeing Khamenei Snr sooner than he thought!

At least they won’t have to change the name on the office door, if there is anything left of it 💥 #Iran

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

"And we have a completely useless Government…"

[ʞɔoppnꓤ ʇʇoɔS @Scot_Ruddock]

@CuboAiFam utterly disgraceful for such an expensive product that is core, to our sleeping baby’s safety at night.

Trust in the brand destroyed, better fix it fast before something terrible happens to a paying customer, who trusted you!

#CUBO

[ʞɔoppnꓤ ʇʇoɔS @Scot_Ruddock]

#KierStarmer once again, cannot land on the best option and resign as PM.

Maybe by him commiting to fighting on, will go down like every other @UKLabour policy and crash and burn 🔥

It’s only a matter of time 🕰️

Call a GE and end this madness!

#Resign #GeneralElectionNow

[ʞɔoppnꓤ ʇʇoɔS @Scot_Ruddock]

@elonmusk @Teslaconomics Don’t ever change Elon, never ever!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Teslaconomics The insufferable, special needs chimp currently running Ryan Air is an accountant. Has no idea how airplanes even fly.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

People in the UK hoping for this to happen

[The Jackal… @ToonDazza]

Dear @realDonaldTrump - now you’ve taken out the socialist Venezuelan undemocratic PM, any chance you can pop over to the UK and do the same here?
@Keir_Starmer is a complete cunt.

Thanks muchly - Great Britain 🇬🇧

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

We would fight the Russians for our county!

We just wouldn’t do it under Kier Starmer.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

👏 I’ll say it again . There is zero chance me or my son would fight the Russians for @Keir_Starmer & his treasonous government . They would send the British men away to fight in far away whilst our daughters are left here to bd raped by all the illegals

[ʞɔoppnꓤ ʇʇoɔS @Scot_Ruddock]

Come on @Max33Verstappen 🇳🇱 #AbuDabiGP 🏆

[ʞɔoppnꓤ ʇʇoɔS @Scot_Ruddock]

@Ed_Miliband You honestly are an insufferable prick!