@BringerOfRain20 hey dude, whats a guy gotta do to get a jersey with your name and number delivered to Ireland? big fan, what cologne you wearing today?
@jeffbezos Howya now, come here to me, can you help me I can't change my password on https://t.co/a37hcSRWsp because I don't have my old phone number anymore and your customer service options SUCK. Either that or I just can't navigate the website very well. Good man yourself, ta.
it's called orange justice sweetheart (punishment for losing GECS last week)
tomorrow -- @DanGheesling and I will win games as TEN DIFFERENT CHARACTERS in Smash or we're eating gross jellybeans
https://t.co/ZoNGNSFLsB
me: you know what they say about big feet ๐
girl at the bar: *sighs* big sh-
me: *pulls out grainy photo of the woods behind my house* they fucking exist