Scott Adams

When life throws you lemons. Say fuck the lemons and bail.

[Scott Adams @ScottAdams89]

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[Scott Adams @ScottAdams89]

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[Scott Adams @ScottAdams89]

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[Scott Adams @ScottAdams89]

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[Scott Adams @ScottAdams89]

No defence? I know I’ll use sarcastic remarks as a comeback that will work... oh no wait. I look like even more a stupid prick. People like you don’t like hearing the truth. Take a long hard look at yourself. #abusive #scumbag

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@AshCarter85 @samgilman89 @Amy_Loves_Vodka This literally proves my point.....

[Scott Adams @ScottAdams89]

@AshCarter85 @samgilman89 @Amy_Loves_Vodka Still with the same sarcastic childish replies. Grow a pair. Realise your mistakes. And stop acting like a victim. 28yrs old. Think it’s time you started acting like a man!

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@whosgeorgia I hope it matched Upto your expectations. 👍🏻

[Scott Adams @ScottAdams89]

@BillyCotton swipe down from the top.

[Scott Adams @ScottAdams89]

Such a humbling experience #lestweforget

[FPL Betting @footballacca]

When you're on your way home from football after losing and your girlfriend says:

"Calm down, it's only a game."

[Scott Adams @ScottAdams89]

Embarrass me in front of a queue of people again, see what happens....

[Scott Adams @ScottAdams89]

Being the 100th person someone follows and it makes you smile like 😬

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@AshCarter85 @samgilman89 she's finally being good to us she is.

[Scott Adams @ScottAdams89]

@samgilman89 @TheLadBible terrible display. Sportsmanship out of the window.

[sam gilman @samgilman89]

@TheLadBible this was there excuse!!

[sam gilman @samgilman89]

@TheLadBible won 12-0 and they refused to apologise!

[Scott Adams @ScottAdams89]

@ScottAdams89: @TheLastLeg #isitok to ask Nick Clegg if he is David Cameron's tea boy? #cleggleg

[Scott Adams @ScottAdams89]

@TheLastLeg #isitok to ask Nick Clegg if he is David Cameron's tea boy?

[Scott Adams @ScottAdams89]

@Jaaaylouise_x @Dominos_UK might work tomorrow. But for now I'm boycotting them.