Scott Allen-Johns

[Scott Allen-Johns @ScottAllenJohns]

@justdavenow89 Corrupt
Untrustworthy
Narcissistic
Traitorous

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@urfriendcletus @KylePagan_ Italy has a significantly lower population than the USA. They've won it 3 times.

You've had almost 100 years to win it.

Your best was 3rd.

In 1930.

Even if your whole nation focused on football, you're still between 50 and 100 years away from a World Cup victory.

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@KylePagan_ I'd stab in the dark at around a century.

If the inventor of the sport only has one. The land of HandEgg, with shoulder pads, not gonna fair well.

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@FalkTG Ok, you smushed some words together.

They don't make much sense.

Hopefully you recover from this terrible bout of Bollocksitis.

Thinking of you in this moment of terrible personal undergarment soiling.

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@omgsidewalks Philomena.
Guinevere.
Blythe.
Lenore.
Emmeline.
Leonore.
Verily.
Leanna.
Isolde.
Jocasta.
Seraphine.
Talia.
Adeliade.

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@itsstillkieran What a glorious tree!

Hope the headache has passed.

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@MattCouture5 Might be because the rest of the world likes sport with tactics and risk.

We're not into HandEgg, StickBall1 & StickBall2.

World Series is laughable, you V you. Occasionally Canada, because they're polite & humour you.

PS, we only watch the Superbowl for the half time show

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@BladeoftheS He's forcing a sham election.

All theatrics, trying to get good media. "I'm persecuted, because I challenge the establishment".

He's totally establishment.

The other parties are right to boycott. Don't give the man free publicity.

Whatever! Is absolutely the right response.

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@celinedion I just stumbled across a moment when Whitney was singing, she became your focus.

Then I watched the video of Whitney & cried.

I followed it up with you singing My Heart Will Go On.

Now I'm a mess.

My two favourite vocalists.

I'm crying so hard.

So Beautiful ❤️

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#InfantinoOUT #Corruption #BentAsFuck

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@paddypower I'm totally looking forward to the tangerine tyrants rant today about how it was all fixed, and woe is America.

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@_abochie Can you now pick me 6 numbers between 1 and 59?

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@itsstillkieran Ah but as you've put it on social media, I MUST have some back and forth conversation with you, person I've never met! I AM ENTITLED!!!!!!!

Having a good following on social media must be tiring sometimes. How have you've never just told someone to fuck off!!

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@FPL_Kal @Pras_fpl Better than how the semi final of the European Cup was decided in 1968?

Italy "beat" the Soviet Union by coin toss to make it to the final.

I'd prefer the OPs suggestion over that.

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@legendssra1O @Pras_fpl I can count 1. A major one.

Formula 1.

A title was won in 1984 by half a point.

His proposition is an interesting one, and would have the desired effect of keeping teams pushing to the end.

I'm not sure it is for football though, may be worth a trial in the FA Trophy/Vase?

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@itsstillkieran I'd be more worried about the spiders crawling over my face tbh.

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@AerLingus my cousin is on EI 783 from Gran Canaria to Dublin on the 27th of June.

While flying, she turns 18 in the air.

Is there any chance you can do something for her, even just an announcement.

Her name is Abbie.

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@geordiejosh Dude, I don't mean this as an offensive thing, but as far as English clubs go, if Manchester United or Liverpool come knocking, they will generally win out.

Newcastle is a great club, it's not a small club. But it just doesn't have the pull that the big two do.

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@discodemon Nahhhh! You're all good!

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@itsstillkieran I have the exact same runners (different colour), they have been incredible over the past 5 years.

Took me coast to coast over Gran Canaria, 5 times, some hiking!

Sadly mine have also have now died!

Over 600 miles of proper hiking, they are fab, and were my reliable buddies!