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As OBGYN Kenobi says.... May the forceps be with you!

[Scot² Al²en Per²y @ScottAllenPerry]

Worst APP and Worst WEBSITE
DOES NOT WORK

[Miles Molasses @HouTube]

@uhaul Yall app is absolutely god awful and I’ve been at a location for almost 2 hours trying to pick up a U-Haul that I already ordered. This is crazy

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

O'DONNELL: He wrote 'what the hell is the Secret Service doing? They're doing nothing. This level of incompetence is insane.'

TRUMP: Well, he was pretty incompetent too because he got caught and he got caught pretty easily. So I would say he was pretty incompetent too.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

O'DONNELL: He wrote 'what the hell is the Secret Service doing? They're doing nothing. This level of incompetence is insane.'

TRUMP: Well, he was pretty incompetent too because he got caught and he got caught pretty easily. So I would say he was pretty incompetent too.

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@AmazingPopPod He would’ve been 17-years-old when they filmed it. A minor, pretending to drink beer and simulating sex with a costar who was 24 years old atbthe tme.

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Badass Bunkie contest giveaway! https://t.co/dA8YKYf75m

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@PaulStanleyLive Should have added a patch that says “KISS, THE COOK”

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@AmazingPopPod Clogged arteries

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@TheRealTyCun @DRodriqueqez Just directa yo feetsa to Daddy Green’s pizza

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@StephenMerchant Thanks for being a big ball of joy inducing laughter. Great way to start the day.

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@ThatEricAlper Cage

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@HouseOfHorrorCo @ZOMBIEWASHOTGUN They live

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@DiscussingFilm @DRodriqueqez Does HD stand for Hot Damn?

Cuz HOT DAMN!!!!

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@brokehorrorfan I feel ya, just had to plug this one because I love it and I’m also in it. They don’t always turn out that way 😊

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#SqueakyTanks #Crickets #AwkwardSilence #Trump

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@ThatEricAlper Sanford and Son

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@ThatEricAlper What is Love Howard Jones

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@ThatEricAlper WHAT?!?!?

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@ThatEricAlper Finally, I’ve wanted to break just about every record I’ve heard on the top 100 for several years now so… progress?

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@HustleBitch_ What time is the press conference where the Cheeto in Charge blames Biden and black people?