Scott Allen Brown

[Scott Allen Brown @ScottBrown717]

#PenguinsLive Bourquey, I like when you and Dan Potash call the Penguins the good guys, but why don't you call their opponents the bad guys? Would you ever put that into consideration?

[Scott Allen Brown @ScottBrown717]

@jimmyfallon Our car breaking down in a major highway when I have to take a piss. #ScarierThanHalloween

[Scott Allen Brown @ScottBrown717]

This one's for you, Mikey!
@penguins @SNPittsburgh #RIPMikeLange

[Scott Allen Brown @ScottBrown717]

@Pirates #TheNut #SpendNuttingWinNutting

[Scott Allen Brown @ScottBrown717]

@Pirates #TheNut #SpendNuttingWinNutting

[Scott Allen Brown @ScottBrown717]

I would love to go to WrestleMania.
#slimjimwrestlemaniasweeps

[Scott Allen Brown @ScottBrown717]

#NFCLess

[Scott Allen Brown @ScottBrown717]

Geez, @IngridAndress really pulled a chokejob regarding tonight's National Anthem performance at the @MLB #HomeRunDerby. She even looked like she had too many Budweiser's. Damn, that was awful.

[Scott Allen Brown @ScottBrown717]

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[Scott Allen Brown @ScottBrown717]

@alyco32 You were great Aly. I will miss you on the broadcasts as will the rest of Pirates Nation, but hopefully you'll be back on the air elsewhere soon.

[Scott Allen Brown @ScottBrown717]

For @TeamCMPunk, his injury is another blow to a company that already lost @MsCharlotteWWE to an ACL injury back in December. Man, @WrestleMania is probably going to suck this year.

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[Scott Allen Brown @ScottBrown717]

Yikes, Sully! @penguins

[Scott Allen Brown @ScottBrown717]

@jimmyfallon One time when my Dad came home from work, he forgot to put deodorant on. When I realized what kind he put on, I noticed the smell and as it turned out, he put on women's deodorant. #MyFamilyIsWeird

[Scott Allen Brown @ScottBrown717]

@jimmyfallon When my dad had a Thanksgiving dinner several years ago, we didn't realize the turkey tasted weird until my dad told us that he had it covered in pancake syrup. #WorstThanksgiving

[Scott Allen Brown @ScottBrown717]

@jimmyfallon When I was working in janitorial, #MyWeirdCoworker brought lunch with him. Turns out when he was eating his tuna fish sandwich, he ended up eating it with Hershey's syrup.

[Scott Allen Brown @ScottBrown717]

@jimmyfallon One day, when I was a teen, my Underwear was starting to get worn out. When I couldn't find another pair, my Dad told me to put these on. Little did I know that it turned out to be women's panties. #Badvice

[Scott Allen Brown @ScottBrown717]

@jimmyfallon #IfIWasPresident I'd hire an FCC Chairman or Chairwoman good enough to force CBS to change their name to, well...just BS.

[Scott Allen Brown @ScottBrown717]

@jimmyfallon #IWasTodayYearsOld When I found out that a Nickelodeon cartoon used the word 'Chokey Chicken' as the name of a fictional fried chicken restaurant.

[Scott Allen Brown @ScottBrown717]

Hey Bourquey, should AT&T SportsNet shut down, I would love to see the revival of the TV/Radio simulcasts with you and Getz as well as an over-the-air return of @Penguins games. Do you think something that like could happen? @penguinslive #PenguinsLive @Brian_Metzer

[Scott Allen Brown @ScottBrown717]

Dan Potash, aka Captain America, when it comes to @penguins theme nights, you never cease to amaze me. #LetsGoPens