D. Fauntleroy

Humanly hypocritical| Philogynist| Multi-lingual kullid| se vir jou ma daars vis| 🇿🇦

[D. Fauntleroy @ScottByblos]

Only real niggas can see the devil in their mom. The love is there but we see them for who they are.

[Null @Vhoyde]

Lmao no. That is well established already

[Being Pesh @PeshK319]

If two people are building together and are unsuccessful at it, why should the man take the blame for failure? Why is the woman who also participated in the building not holding herself accountable for the failure?

[D. Fauntleroy @ScottByblos]

Joined Dec 2024

This assumption makes sense, even though its ras.

[pablo . @bhulu_elimnyama]

honestly girls from the kasi might be where its at.😭

plus they dont have twitter, low maintenance you buy her kfc all star box & you made her day.😭😭😭😭

[Sonwabile @Qoboqobo4]

Uxolo mntaka mama wam endimthandayo andizokubakho emtshatweni wakho njengobrother wakho kuba igirlfriend yam of 7 months ingcwaba umama wayo ngalo mini. I hope you understand dabawo wabantwana bam❤️

[D. Fauntleroy @ScottByblos]

@bandile_banks Kanti akuyona inyanga yezitabane?

[Mapholoba. @NjayamJnr]

Usudla iPizza ekseni kanje

[D. Fauntleroy @ScottByblos]

@badgalsherri When did you realise you have a gambling problem? 😭💀

[D. Fauntleroy @ScottByblos]

"here and there" vs "ALL OUT"

They truly trade like the british.

[uNobuhle 💕 @nosipho_kamcusi]

I’m an adult with a job, I love spending on my bf here and there because he goes ALL OUT for me 😭🙏

[D. Fauntleroy @ScottByblos]

Adidas went too hard with the 26/27 kits. OMDs 😭

[D. Fauntleroy @ScottByblos]

@MohlaleGCR We see what you are doing, you're wrong but I support your message still 😭💀

[D. Fauntleroy @ScottByblos]

"Im pro the hoes."

Is some serious gospel.

[D. Fauntleroy @ScottByblos]

@badgalsherri Where does she live, ek wou iets sien? 👀

[D. Fauntleroy @ScottByblos]

@Bizzy_88 Lead us comrade. We see your vision.

[D. Fauntleroy @ScottByblos]

Nihlulwa yi-wors ye R57.89?

[Sizi. @SizinikiweSampo]

Can’t believe nifuna sitake ne tray zenyama😭

[D. Fauntleroy @ScottByblos]

As long as the vain parts of existence are catered to hey. I love it here. 😍

[Boyzin 💜 @FiFi_Originals]

My next partner needs to be someone who exercises. Gym dates here and there and some Saturday morning padel or runs followed by brunch would bang.

[Anunaki @Anunakin]

Guys, if you start a campaign to go after white illegal foreigners, you have our support, don’t worry about it. Lead it, like Jacinta did. Stop criticising March and March, start your own and we will back you too.

[D. Fauntleroy @ScottByblos]

I once told my kin "land the plane babe" while she was going on tangents, then all of a sudden she was miff with the ou. 💀

[Ada @adanonso_]

Having a husband is great because you always have someone to talk to. The problem is, halfway through your story, you start noticing the signs.

The occasional "hmm." The random nodding. The delayed "wow" that has absolutely nothing to do with what you just said.

One day I spent almost twenty minutes telling my husband about something that happened at work. I was fully invested. I gave background information, side characters, plot twists, and even explained why I was upset.

When I finally finished, he blinked a couple of times, looked up at me, and said, "Sorry, I think I drifted off for a second. What happened after that?"

That was when I realized this man had been physically present but spiritually unavailable.

The funny part is that I wasn't even angry. I just started laughing because now I understand why all my secrets are safe with him.

It's not loyalty. It's because he never received the information in the first place.

[D. Fauntleroy @ScottByblos]

@kwets11 They say because the perp is usually someone they know they just can't bring themselves to do it. Strange.

[D. Fauntleroy @ScottByblos]

Yet here we are. The relationship is dead.

[Vuyiswa. @Vuyiswavv_]

Then you guys wonder why we have super ex’s🫠. Mind you, my ex always made sure that my car was on full tank and that it was clean.

[D. Fauntleroy @ScottByblos]

Relatable.

[4mi ❄️ @scorsesebabyyy]

I really do hope the next girl I date doesn’t do the “maybe I’m not your type thing” because I’m tired of showing girls my exes who look like them, it’s weird