Scott Caldwell

Believer. Dad. Entrepreneur. Writer. Film geek. Whisky drinker. Music lover. Traveler. Web3 enthusiast. Eternal optimist.

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@tigerisfine Patiently waiting for another Tiger…

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@erikalee What about the loan you’ve qualified for? Should I just keep calling or what? 😏

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@BillyRay5229 He talked about it on Family Trips with the Meyer’s Bros this week, actually! PWH is a real one. 😂

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@MuseZack Brutal. Absolutely brutal. 2026 can eat it.

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I would also like to add that my incessant rewatching of Commando in the late 80s and early 90s directly contributed to Rae’s residuals, which supported her career and allowed her to ultimately, in turn, write & direct Cursed Part 3. 😏

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@LukeBarnett I heard that was DARK. But with Blumhouse that’s par for the course. Haha

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@TomBilyeu here’s a counterpoint to your argument in favor of the SpaceX stock in kids’ Tr*mp accounts:

https://t.co/FfmjkrctkG

cc: @AndrewSImpact

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@spkbld @jclavel Not wishing. Just predicting. 😬

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@jclavel 🙄

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@BrittyKittielol I’m just gonna leave this here… 😊

https://t.co/3Hw3dgjuLR

[Mark Soares @marksoares]

The "slop" is evolving. This is my favorite music video so far.

Grok + Suno + Runway

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@paulbettner

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@GammaReigh @EricRogersHere

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@martyrdison 🙋🏻‍♂️👈🏻
I love Disney AND cruises. 😊

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@alexisohanian

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@LatticeBoom @TheSaviour Fascinating! Thanks so much for clearing that up. 😊

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@juumelo_ Ooh, talk Tolkien to me...

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@stevanzetti I mean, we're 41st in education already, sooo not sure what the threshold is for student rioting, but we gotta be pretty close already...

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Probably no big deal… 😳

[Abdulkadir | Cybersecurity @cyber_razz]

The NSA just told the entire internet to patch or go dark.

Effective immediately.

Not "please consider updating."

Not "we recommend patching at your earliest convenience."

Patch or unplug.

Those are the options.

The NSA doesn't issue advisories for every vulnerability.

They issue them when something is bad enough that the spy agency whose entire job is breaking into systems is worried about other people breaking into systems.

PHP powers 43 percent of the web.

The NSA just told 43 percent of the web to stop existing until it gets fixed.

Or patch in the next 24 hours and hope the attackers haven't already gotten in.

Most organizations are picking option three.

Taking it offline.

Safer to be unavailable than compromised.

The Dutch Parliament already did it.

Finland's government already did it.

University of Vienna already did it.

Now the NSA makes it official.

"If an immediate update is not feasible it is recommend that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated."

Translation: you can't patch fast enough so just shut it down.

Patch takes 30 minutes.

Testing takes hours.

Deployment takes longer.

Meanwhile attackers are already inside.

So the NSA's advice is logical.

If you can't patch in 30 minutes go offline now.

Don't wait for the attacks.

Don't test first.

Don't coordinate with stakeholders.

Just unplug it.

The NSA will follow up with more specific guidance.

Which is intelligence agency speak for we're watching the attack traffic and we'll tell you what else they're doing with the access they already have.