Scott Capurro

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@JonathanPieNews I fear Lammy is too stupid to save even himself.

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@TrevorPTweets @afneil You rock hard, babe. Thanks for all your work. ❤️

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@Glinner Perhaps I’m too full of rage but I’ve got no idea what the f*ck this cabinet member is rattling on about.

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@LGBTQPrideUK @michaelpforan Your rock bottom misses you.

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@JakeWSimons @ColinBrazierTV ♥️

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@joshxhowie He’s brilliant. Super hot btw, but oh ffs why did I have to mention that?

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@AdamZivo Wrote a Fringe show about it. More than a decade ago.

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@joshxhowie He’s brilliant. Super hot btw, but oh ffs why did I have to mention that?

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@Heccles94 Low IQ teens are so aspirational.

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@Heccles94 Low IQ teens are so aspirational.

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@andrewdoyle_com One more instance where a progressive pork chop is handing Farage a win.

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@domcavendish Whilst Keir Starmer yelps “Blame Elon!”

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@HelenWebberley Which are you?

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@jk_rowling Bitch had taste.

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@TheNewsAgents Have you no shame? Really? None?

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Oh sorry you meant THAT camper van?

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Oh sorry you meant THAT camper van?

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Not this time then?

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@Neccccy Cruisy?

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@ShabanaMahmood Beyatch read the room.